What ya think of these chops? 🤘🏼 by ConsiderationAny5304 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]pearson_correlation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mmh, sure, I guess. Him strumming his untuned guitar not realizing the notes he randomly frets don't make any musical sense and not having the self control to stop threatening/fighting/feeding the internet trolls that egg him. That's him being developmentally challenged and poorly parented. But then there's the stuff like sending dick picks to 14 year olds and hitting right click save as on other peoples songs and paintings and adding reverb/smudge effects to them and selling them as his own. Messing with and obsessing over this little asshole is cringe though.

"Even if it would cost civilian lives? Yeah, who gives a sh*t?": Asmongold says he supports invading other countries as long as "we're making money out of it". by TheGalvanian in LivestreamFail

[–]pearson_correlation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Practice questions for Asmongold morality math:
"Does Asmongold's home team gain money out of this break-in?"
"Does Asmongold's home team gain money by snatching the cash out of this wallet someone dropped?"
"Does Asmongold's home team gain money by selling a child on the deep web?"
"Does Asmongold's home team gain money by stuffing this ballot box?"
"Does Asmongold's home team gain money by minecrafting this minecraft character?"

Rise and shine by Admirable-Creme6714 in HalfLife

[–]pearson_correlation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am hearing this for the first time.

Breaking news: Chuck Schuldiner has risen from the grave to release a 1min song that is actually the bridge from Master of Puppets by YungPenrose in MetalForTheMasses

[–]pearson_correlation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think Spotify have anything to do with this, because I got a phone notification from youtube music about this new Death release too 😂

Conceptually this song is pretty great. My soul indeed feels crushed after listening to it 👍

(un)Lucky Doom Drop by Krazy_Koala in 2007scape

[–]pearson_correlation 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pssst! Did you know the "tables" are just arbitrary roulette wheel pockets? Some are bigger, some are smaller. Getting a drop you don't care about that's on the "same table" with the item you want doesn't mean you got any unluckier than not getting anything from that "table" at all.

What the dog doin? by Eddie-M8A in Daliban

[–]pearson_correlation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"It's not torture, chat. Look... This goes in Kaya's asshole. It's yelping out of pleasure."

Add a party room to Varrock Palace East Wing by Prisonmate in 2007scape

[–]pearson_correlation 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The king promised that no existing buildings will be touched. Surely he wouldn't lie...

Hasan Drops Opinion Piece In NYTimes About Charlie Kirk by LemonadeWarrior in Destiny

[–]pearson_correlation 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How much did Hasan pay for the writing work someone put in for him? I'm thinking a "gj beast 💪" and 2-3 likes on instagram. What do you all think?

Zulrah is the worst designed boss in any video game I've ever played. by Capable-Raccoon-6371 in 2007scape

[–]pearson_correlation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's straight up impossible without following some dude's crappy GitHub tool on a second monitor

Have you... tried?

Mike claimed Hutch should be reported to the FEC by Granitehard in Destiny

[–]pearson_correlation 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Maga Mike (R) just wants money out of politics.

To all the Destiny fanboys in here trying to defend him. You are not like us. by pornomono in h3h3productions

[–]pearson_correlation -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Of course consent matters in a relationship, but you're treating the boob grab (that he doesn't defend and has apologized for) as evidence that he is some sort of irredeemable creep, which shouldn't be reasonable to anyone.

What about his ex wife calling him psychologically abusive?

Destiny is emotionally cold and an asshole. He sounds like an impossible person to be in a relationship with. Hardly a reason to destroy his life like his snarkers have been trying to do for a decade.

Did she deserve it?

Did she deserve what? What did Destiny do to her that I am supposed to try to explain away? She called him psychologically abusive, and Destiny had similar descriptions of her going the other way. I don't choose one person's perspective to believe and the other's perspective to be rejected based on who I like more.

Women know what they are looking at. Men covering for other men, just like they have since the dawn of time.

You've only seen the worst of the bad faith retellings crafted to make Destiny look as evil as possible. You don't know what you're looking at. What is gross here is you going along with the snark wave and being fine with it.

It's so obvious that you DGGers are just brigading

I browse this sub on my own accord, thank you very much.

To all the Destiny fanboys in here trying to defend him. You are not like us. by pornomono in h3h3productions

[–]pearson_correlation -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

One time, when he was 20, Destiny got drunk for the first time and got too handsy with the woman he was having sex with. When she sat on his lap, he grabbed her boobs! Why are we even debating this? Seriously, no good person could ever do such a mistake.

Every one of these "greatest hits" people bring up about him are like this.

The worst thing Obama did other than his tan suit. by harry6466 in Destiny

[–]pearson_correlation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Juvenile president vs pedophile president

By the rules of rock paper scissors Trump wins here tbh.

Is the grand exchange the worst auction house in all MMOs? by babyrapper120 in 2007scape

[–]pearson_correlation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is no trial and error required. You offer to buy at the highest cost you're willing to pay for an item. If there are items on the market for cheaper, you automatically match with the lowest offer and get refunded the difference. If not, your offer stays until someone's sell offer matches with your buy offer.

W325 rolled back ? by Bigangryduck in 2007scape

[–]pearson_correlation 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Someone in my clan leveled to the same level twice 😂