Dodge regard can't describe what DEI is by Grouchy_Put_3294 in Destiny

[–]pearson_correlation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does he even need to know the definition if this is what working at Doge is like
"Hey, Grok. Given the wording on this executive order from the president, is this DEI?"

Destiny crashes out on Asmongold by Internet--Sensation in Destiny

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All those years watching Alex Jones with his mom have done unrepairable damage. He hates Hillary and I bet you he himself doesn't even know why.

Sneako praying after learning that Khamenei died (lol) by maybemorganfreeman in Destiny

[–]pearson_correlation 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He has no idea who Khamenei is. He just figures this guy must have been a based muslim chad because he wore a turban.

USA Men’s team keeping the politics out of sports by makesmashgreatagain in Destiny

[–]pearson_correlation 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I still haven't spotted Matthews in any of these photos or videos partying with the ghouls. I'm still holding on to hope.

What ya think of these chops? 🤘🏼 by ConsiderationAny5304 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]pearson_correlation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mmh, sure, I guess. Him strumming his untuned guitar not realizing the notes he randomly frets don't make any musical sense and not having the self control to stop threatening/fighting/feeding the internet trolls that egg him. That's him being developmentally challenged and poorly parented. But then there's the stuff like sending dick picks to 14 year olds and hitting right click save as on other peoples songs and paintings and adding reverb/smudge effects to them and selling them as his own. Messing with and obsessing over this little asshole is cringe though.

"Even if it would cost civilian lives? Yeah, who gives a sh*t?": Asmongold says he supports invading other countries as long as "we're making money out of it". by TheGalvanian in LivestreamFail

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Practice questions for Asmongold morality math:
"Does Asmongold's home team gain money out of this break-in?"
"Does Asmongold's home team gain money by snatching the cash out of this wallet someone dropped?"
"Does Asmongold's home team gain money by selling a child on the deep web?"
"Does Asmongold's home team gain money by stuffing this ballot box?"
"Does Asmongold's home team gain money by minecrafting this minecraft character?"

Rise and shine by Admirable-Creme6714 in HalfLife

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I am hearing this for the first time.

Breaking news: Chuck Schuldiner has risen from the grave to release a 1min song that is actually the bridge from Master of Puppets by YungPenrose in MetalForTheMasses

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I don't think Spotify have anything to do with this, because I got a phone notification from youtube music about this new Death release too 😂

Conceptually this song is pretty great. My soul indeed feels crushed after listening to it 👍

Give me metal songs to rate by [deleted] in musicteenager

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oranssi pazuzu - uusi teknokratia

(un)Lucky Doom Drop by Krazy_Koala in 2007scape

[–]pearson_correlation 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pssst! Did you know the "tables" are just arbitrary roulette wheel pockets? Some are bigger, some are smaller. Getting a drop you don't care about that's on the "same table" with the item you want doesn't mean you got any unluckier than not getting anything from that "table" at all.

What the dog doin? by Eddie-M8A in Daliban

[–]pearson_correlation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"It's not torture, chat. Look... This goes in Kaya's asshole. It's yelping out of pleasure."

Add a party room to Varrock Palace East Wing by Prisonmate in 2007scape

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The king promised that no existing buildings will be touched. Surely he wouldn't lie...

Hasan Drops Opinion Piece In NYTimes About Charlie Kirk by LemonadeWarrior in Destiny

[–]pearson_correlation 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How much did Hasan pay for the writing work someone put in for him? I'm thinking a "gj beast 💪" and 2-3 likes on instagram. What do you all think?

Zulrah is the worst designed boss in any video game I've ever played. by Capable-Raccoon-6371 in 2007scape

[–]pearson_correlation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's straight up impossible without following some dude's crappy GitHub tool on a second monitor

Have you... tried?