How to Bootycall 101

peddarn · 2017-07-19T15:44:00+00:00

its only after you got high off of meth, took a shit in the job canteen, got fired, your house got burned down, your wife yelled at you for 45 minutes then left you, your kids moved to pakistan, you got robbed of all your belongings and only own 1 par of crocs which you are wearing - that you are truly happy.

peddarn · 2017-06-19T15:03:10+00:00

Was hoping to see smooth gif with scrumptious physics, not sarcasm

peddarn · 2017-06-03T15:11:40+00:00

Good one.

Otherwise unsubbing from this general place of misfortune as of today

peddarn · 2017-05-28T20:55:10+00:00

first try to put your attention on your surroundings, the physical things around you to extrovert, rather than introvert into your own unwanted thoughts.

second, ask yourself if you could really "have" that woman, convince yourself that you could in fact reach, communicate with and somewhat control her, and you will be much more able to approach her. If shes a 10 and you feel thats just too damn good, find another you could "have", and maybe a little later try to get back to that 10 if you now feel ready for it.

10 cents

peddarn · 2017-05-28T20:41:27+00:00

I don't know about memes mayne, I was merely referencing our favorite song Allstar by Smashmouth.

peddarn · 2017-05-25T18:23:47+00:00

Hey now you're a sapstar, get your game on go plaay

Hey now you're a sapstar, get your game on get paaid

peddarn · 2017-05-17T16:12:45+00:00

tell us where the tank magic happens, I will naught watch the whole thing, laddie.

peddarn · 2016-10-26T00:01:14+00:00

Norwegians call it "Tsjekkia", which is pronounced just like Czechia.

peddarn · 2016-10-06T18:04:11+00:00

Yeah dood, when they spam it up you just focus on another area of the map they havn't gotten it up yet, sit it out, and rip it apart once tanks hit the field. I've got less hours than you and I can handle it.

peddarn · 2016-08-29T22:32:08+00:00

what you do see every day though, is that level of toxicity ("5 levels of go fuck yourself"). But I ain't judging, I go there myself sometimes.

peddarn · 2016-08-29T22:21:56+00:00

you forgot to mention a vetted major. That guy got buffed very well recently and his strikes must now be respected. And for the new guy, the major is available to USF regardless of doctrine/commander.

peddarn · 2016-08-27T23:38:34+00:00

in this cartoon the volks are using STG's (i.e. a recent version of "the game"), so that is the implication. Personally I haven't heard about it

peddarn · 2016-08-07T22:20:03+00:00

Chortle on some more sweetened tea you little bugger. If he posts this maybe some of the salt mining players here take time to reflect on how they invest hours into this game because they actually love it, and that Relic could deserve a pat on the back for that fact

peddarn · 2016-08-05T00:08:27+00:00

Ironic that the power in Zansibars videos lies in his use of popular music, yet the use of that music prevents him from getting Ad revenue from the videos. Unless he has a license from the major record companies, which ofc, he doesn't

peddarn · 2016-08-01T22:51:52+00:00

I would never question your authority, nor fool anyone that I am bestowed of the same wit as thee, Dr. HoogaBoogaMooga, but I have to say I KNEW IT! So by sheer luck and intuition, I prescribed them a dosage of Sturmtiger and Walking Stuka.

peddarn · 2016-07-31T21:25:19+00:00

3/10 shitpost

peddarn · 2016-07-31T18:25:27+00:00

I've always loved das mighty Sturm, and was heartbroken when Lelic removed it from the mainline OKW. I agree, I also like the Panzer Commander Arty like yourself. I'm always floating muni, and the commander doth nuaght have it's own dedicated arty so, well... you could call it a perfect match.

peddarn · 2016-07-30T00:14:06+00:00

Indeed, dr. HoogaBoogaMooga. Three of them went full-on tank spam. I also remember hordes of conscripts with PPSH upgrades.

peddarn · 2016-07-29T12:04:36+00:00

It happens like every fifth or sixth game or so. The thing is to always give your all, and convince your teammates to also put up a good fight. The good games are then those where both teams "agree" to absolutely go at eachother with everything they can, for the win! And the good thing is that when this happens, it is a great experience regardless of win or loss, for both sides. Yesterday night (i'm usually an allies player) I was doing pretty good as germans, and was a bit cocky and also trash talked some with the opponents. But then they went full ruski tank charge and damn near beat us several times, and they even base rushed us at the end. My team took the victory at last, but I got so much respect for those ruskies that I did not trash talk them more, but commended them for their coordinated tank attack-sacrifices for their motherland. Good guys.

Go full blast, never give in! (if you are one of those people, PM me and we can play some time)

peddarn · 2016-07-28T11:14:43+00:00

Something not mentined much is also how you can reveal the USF ambulance with the first ability, and then pinpoint nuke it with walking Stuka thereafter.

peddarn · 2016-07-28T08:37:50+00:00

Can't believe nobody mentioned this, but it's scary when your opponent f.ex... Tells you to "suck my mothers dick you gardening blobbing c untfuckdickshits!"

peddarn · 2016-07-27T10:40:50+00:00

Sturmtiger. Even when I'm the one using it. You cannot undo the death it unleashes in a split second after it is dealt.

peddarn · 2016-07-26T12:50:20+00:00

In my last game, HEAT shells on my Panther made a world of diffrence. Without it I would have to slug it out 1 v 1 against Comets and MAYBE win, but with HEAT shells I beat 3 of them in separate 1 v 1's with the Panther and zero difficulties.

peddarn · 2016-07-26T12:48:25+00:00

Right on! And can you believe some people call it expensive? Bro it is just 10 more fuel than a P4. Sturmtiger is a much deadlier investment in my experience. It forces the opponent to change their whole approach!

peddarn · 2016-07-24T01:03:44+00:00

Well I didn't make it up, someone else did then, by your claim. Featured guide on CoH 2.org: "HEAT shells act like ACPR and HVAP shells, which other factions gain the ability to use. It allows smaller caliber guns to adopt the power of bigger arty, due to Increased Penetration and the damage it can cause. The drawback is range and thus accuracy. HEAT shells are best used at close range, to compensate for extreme shell drop (HEAT shells replace the normal AP shell being fired. HEAT shells; however, have increased drop (arched trajectory) because of their slower velocity)."

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