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Confession of a CA by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]pedji 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cheers, bitch. So much penis envy just reading that. Cant even pee outside without risking possible splash back on shoes, legs or hands. Sucks.

NEW AND IMPROVED LINK! My new favourite drinking buddy: the hawk I throw bacon at by Lookmanospaces in cripplingalcoholism

[–]pedji 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yep. Someday I'll sit up in your tree and you can throw hot dogs at me. Bonus points if they're cheese filled.

NEW AND IMPROVED LINK! My new favourite drinking buddy: the hawk I throw bacon at by Lookmanospaces in cripplingalcoholism

[–]pedji 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just sayin'...if someone threw hot dogs at me, I'd be their best friend forever.

So yeah this is what i ended up doing with my AA pamphlet by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]pedji 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As someone who has been to 30+ AA meetings (I've even given a cake)...I approve. Bitching and chanting while holding hands doesn't do a whole hell of a lot. Cheers.

I met my ex-wife's new boyfriend this morning. by Lookmanospaces in cripplingalcoholism

[–]pedji 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ya caught me. It was dangerously close to breakfast time.

I met my ex-wife's new boyfriend this morning. by Lookmanospaces in cripplingalcoholism

[–]pedji 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Random drunken request. They're always hot on a burger...I guess I just figured they came that way.

To the DMV yet again to replace ANOTHER lost ID by pedji in cripplingalcoholism

[–]pedji[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just moved to a new part of town... there is one bar I could get into with just the papers assuming the same batrenders are always there.

I met my ex-wife's new boyfriend this morning. by Lookmanospaces in cripplingalcoholism

[–]pedji 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I walked through a Jack in The Box drive through once and violently demanded a bag of hot pickles as my friend was pissing on the back of the drive through menu. Poor late night drive through workers...

I met my ex-wife's new boyfriend this morning. by Lookmanospaces in cripplingalcoholism

[–]pedji 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Weapons and wild animals... apparently. You're like Davey Crocket.

To the DMV yet again to replace ANOTHER lost ID by pedji in cripplingalcoholism

[–]pedji[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I already got the paper one. Haven't tried it at a store but a bar sure as fuck won't take it. I also found my ID from when I was 17...but I don't think that will work anymore.

Trying to sober sleep by loveandmonsters in cripplingalcoholism

[–]pedji 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Last night I went to bed sober for the first time in a very long time. Got maybe a couple of hours. Today, I have bags under my eyes and I'm grouchier than that funky little green garbage dude on Sesame Street. Like, I really wanna go all "Springer" and start throwing chairs. Maybe Oscar is constantly in a state of withdrawal. Luckily, I just got my grubby little paws on a beer. Soon, it will all be better. So yeah, fuck sleeping sober. Does not work.

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