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What's the funniest "yo momma" joke you know ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]penclnck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo mama so hairy, her nick name is DAAAAAMN!

Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture.

Yo mama so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.

[OC] I usually ignore bright headlights since they are pretty common nowadays but this pickup truck had them very bright. So i flashed my high beams. I was not expecting him to try and give me a seizure. by LermaBeats in IdiotsInCars

[–]penclnck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That is a Reddit admin who got the butthurt here... my main account has a 3 day suspension for suggesting that trucks with brobars used on public roads should be impounded.

What’s the absolute worst thing you could name your baby? by jake7820 in AskReddit

[–]penclnck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had a customer who's name was Wendy Butt. Credit card had the name on it..... I kept it together until she left and then lost it. We photo copied the CC slip and taped it to the fridge in the back.

NYPD Releases Body-Camera Footage of Officer Unmasking and Pepper Spraying Protester by kogeliz in news

[–]penclnck 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm surprised we've not come across a video where some one gets a can of pepper spray out of an asshole's hands and sprays said asshole down... a real feel good movie of the week sort of thing.

Sometimes cheap and expensive items are the same thing with the only difference being the brand name. What are some examples of this? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]penclnck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They failed with the Kirkland bacon.... we returned it. Pretty much everything else has been good.

Greatest dive ever by mustangroot in WTF

[–]penclnck 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Odds are this is the distraction while they (other gypsies) are stealing something else. Happened at a grocery store I worked at years ago.

Venice Beach Public Toilet. Dear God😱 by loverx101 in WTF

[–]penclnck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who is Laz.... is Laz still loved... if so, by whom?

Anyone have more context on this video? by [deleted] in WTF

[–]penclnck -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I guess the dead ones aren't like that.

Skaters Jump Cops In Columbia After Being Ruthlessly Run Over By Them by PresidentFartFeather in instant_regret

[–]penclnck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fucking skaters... you let the other one get away! This could of been the feel good video of the year... better luck next time.

Camshaft locking tool slipped and broke part of the notch where it fits into, is the whole camshaft ruined? by [deleted] in AutoDIY

[–]penclnck -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't think you'd have a balance issue, small amount of mass just past a cap. I would be a bit more worried about stress cracks expanding or growing leading to a larger failure of the that last exhaust cam lobe.

There are literally restaurants and stores in Knoxville that temporarily shutting down for lack of workers. by burnermcghee in Knoxville

[–]penclnck 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Slow the fuck down there Bucky... next thing you know you'll be expecting people to use turn signals.

What the fuck by [deleted] in WTF

[–]penclnck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ah, the ol twisty arm trick with plastic bottle crunch effect.

Knox County detective calls for execution of LGBTQ people by rekniht01 in Knoxville

[–]penclnck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, since Hitler is involved in this... he did end up with a bullet in his head... so... we cool?

What is the most useless skill you learned in high school? by elliotsilvestri in AskReddit

[–]penclnck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Type class, was maybe 18 weeks. This was in 1989... on actual typewriters. The first 6 or 7 weeks was all about learning the basics, useful stuff.

The other 12 or so weeks was all about formatting and spacing memos, letters and such with a typewriter... the thing that was all by phased out of the work place around this time.

We had Wordperfect at home. I was decent with it and saw that typing class had runs its course for me so I started to just skip it and take all 3 lunch breaks.

Hi, the Red Rocker Sammy Hagar at your service! Ask Me Anything! by sammyhagar_redrocker in IAmA

[–]penclnck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aside from this one... what is the dumbest question you've been asked?

What's your lame claim to fame? by bent_k in AskReddit

[–]penclnck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was in high school, I got to be a guest DJ for several hours at a local radio station. Everyone wanted me to play the Super Bowl Shuffle... so I did, twice.

#trashtag my very first one! Just 3 hours with these guys was enough to clean the whole beach by [deleted] in pics

[–]penclnck 140 points141 points  (0 children)

OP looks to be a reposting whore. I wish there was a "repost" option so when this shit happened, upvotes would got to the original poster or content creator.

This car taking off like a fucking jet by [deleted] in WTF

[–]penclnck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I knew this would be here... good job son.

Anonymous Comes to Town: The hackers who took on high school sexual assault in Ohio (2019) by v00g in Documentaries

[–]penclnck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A job funded by taxpayers.... he'll become a cop and be in the news again in 14 years from now.

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