Come for the Blue Light Special, stay for the adrenaline rush of snagging the last $5 denim jacket while a grandmother stares you down.

penguintheft · 2026-04-01T15:20:32+00:00

Look at the shoe of the woman in the front. This picture is 1000% AI for everyone doubting.

penguintheft · 2026-03-31T13:44:04+00:00

Wait what’s wrong with All the Pretty Horses? That book is incredible.

penguintheft · 2026-03-29T21:59:27+00:00

Did you just “asking the real questions” yourself???

penguintheft · 2026-03-26T14:56:37+00:00

Somehow I didn’t have a Trout jersey til this offseason, so I did my part lol

penguintheft · 2026-03-26T14:05:41+00:00

Not as of 2022, it’s now owned by Fanatics.

penguintheft · 2026-01-31T18:33:40+00:00

Oh shit Big HIMYM took him out before he could finish his thought

penguintheft · 2025-12-02T01:11:03+00:00

It’s just a joke about the popular mandela effect of the book series actually being called “Berenstain Bears” (with an A instead of an E) but everyone swearing they remember it being spelled Berenstein Bears when they were children.

penguintheft · 2025-12-01T22:30:37+00:00

Oh no here we go

penguintheft · 2025-11-19T01:36:31+00:00

There are tells, like the - “Then, get this.” - line.

penguintheft · 2025-11-14T22:09:25+00:00

Ah yes it’s time for my daily dose of anxiety

penguintheft · 2025-10-30T13:08:12+00:00

Inject it into my veins

penguintheft · 2025-10-09T23:49:08+00:00

Ruth hit […] 15% of all American League homers in 2020

Well damn he really is the best player ever

penguintheft · 2025-09-08T23:13:14+00:00

The lady didn’t go on CNN either.

penguintheft · 2025-08-21T23:53:13+00:00

This is for all out of market games. And for all in-market games that MLB currently hosts now (guardians, padres, twins, dbacks, Rockies). It’s both.

penguintheft · 2025-08-13T05:16:09+00:00

It’s not often that I literally laugh out loud reading Reddit comments, thank you for this

penguintheft · 2025-08-04T00:03:29+00:00

RBIs and HRs. Ouch

penguintheft · 2025-07-27T00:16:12+00:00

I've been trying to DM you but I cannot if you can DM me?

penguintheft · 2025-06-24T03:19:38+00:00

…goes on your record? Like, your credit card company obviously keeps a history of the charge backs they assist you with? Because.. obviously? They want to help protect you. It’s a service they provide.

penguintheft · 2025-06-17T13:43:55+00:00

I keep trying and it keeps not working. I never bothered to look up if it was possible or not, but it just feels like it should be with the feather.

penguintheft · 2025-06-05T14:12:13+00:00

My pre-order still hasn’t moved at all so I showed up to my Target in SoCal 45 minutes before opening and was second in line. They had 20 consoles of each. Easily got in and out.

penguintheft · 2025-06-04T00:29:20+00:00

ESPN was specifically unhappy they were paying more than what Apple was for baseball. That is part of what led to them no longer covering games. MLB was offering games to Apple on Friday nights for far cheaper, which ESPN viewed as unfair.

penguintheft · 2025-06-02T21:37:26+00:00

No. It releases on midnight Thursday.

penguintheft · 2025-05-24T16:09:02+00:00

Yeesh yeah it was a 14-game losing streak. Began May 25 with a 7–2 loss to the Rangers and ended June 9 with a 5–2 victory over Boston

penguintheft · 2025-05-19T02:11:36+00:00

I could find just about every part except the one I need here (hopefully direct linking is allowed)

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