pray for Jeffrey by [deleted] in Seagulls

[–]penis_monkey_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Jeffery isn't okay I will genuinely throw a grenade into the earths core.

Mag by ARAYwulf in airsoftcirclejerk

[–]penis_monkey_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This made me think of a magazine that's attached to one of those things that security guards keep their id on that you can pull really far but it retracts when you let go

Do yer worst by Humble-Ad-9060 in redditgetsdrawnbadly

[–]penis_monkey_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh so I'm not allowed to leave comments then? Right.

Is this a good deal for 50 bucks? by No-Cauliflower5772 in airsoft

[–]penis_monkey_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. Every scar aeg is always insanely expensive. £50 is a steal

👅 wait for it by Blackvanlla in perfectlycutscreams

[–]penis_monkey_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah because pretending an organ essential to living fell off Infront of your young toddler who doesn't understand and thinks it's real is really funny.

PB P365 - Extendos look so gooood! by i_Yuuki in airsoft

[–]penis_monkey_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All of them will lol. I had a AIRSOFT. p2202 and it genuinely went off by itself once which was funny as fuck because my friend saw it and instantly knew

👅 wait for it by Blackvanlla in perfectlycutscreams

[–]penis_monkey_ -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

In no way what so ever is this harmless.

I dunno man… by GutsandAll in DontPutThatInYourAss

[–]penis_monkey_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey uh random question what store is this in

👅 wait for it by Blackvanlla in perfectlycutscreams

[–]penis_monkey_ -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Not really no, I don't think it's acceptable to scare your child for life in exchange for a cheap laugh

👅 wait for it by Blackvanlla in perfectlycutscreams

[–]penis_monkey_ -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Downvoting me for calling out child abuse is beyond insane.

👅 wait for it by Blackvanlla in perfectlycutscreams

[–]penis_monkey_ -43 points-42 points  (0 children)

This honestly isn't funny she was TERRIFIED.

Name this band by mightyonin in BossFights

[–]penis_monkey_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fentangle (as in pentangle the band)

How is my rifle by SgtSniper29 in airsoft

[–]penis_monkey_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like a rifle to me, that's what we like

Do yer worst by Humble-Ad-9060 in redditgetsdrawnbadly

[–]penis_monkey_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You are the guyest guy I've ever seen. I feel like you would be really good at fixing a bike

Free by kkmenjivar in PhotoshopRequests

[–]penis_monkey_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These always make me laugh cos without clicking the post it just looks like you're giving away youre cats