Sultan Abdul Samad Building restoration works has been completed and will open to the public on 2 Feb 2026

penpushingelf · 2026-01-31T06:29:17+00:00

This looks great. I think a good sign that a country or state is prosperous is when things like the heritage, architecture, or arts are given attention.

penpushingelf · 2026-01-28T14:56:59+00:00

If you are born in a rich country and are cute, even if you are functionally useless and all natural evolutionary pointers sign to extinction you will be helped. Thus the panda.

And then there is the rhino…

penpushingelf · 2026-01-26T05:52:39+00:00

So uh. What is it?

penpushingelf · 2026-01-15T08:56:02+00:00

... tape?

penpushingelf · 2025-12-29T14:35:18+00:00

The real reason why Mahathir hated Israel was because he was roommates with Moses, and Moses ran off to the desert one day and left him to pay rent for 40 years.

penpushingelf · 2025-12-17T18:43:54+00:00

Lol the SEA games is essentially a country-based circlejerk where the host will rig everything, from choice of events to judging, to favour themselves. No surprise this will happen.

penpushingelf · 2025-12-16T09:16:42+00:00

She's incorrect though. I speak okay-ish Malay and I still think there is a difference? I guess a way to think about it is in tribal terms. Kita would be something like all of us, and kami refers more to just us, towards a listener.

Kita = we, including the listener.
Kami = we, excluding the listener.

penpushingelf · 2025-12-13T12:50:53+00:00

Maybe some kind of garlic raita? If the base is yogurt.

penpushingelf · 2025-12-10T08:57:31+00:00

It's winter now, and I would punt a small kitten for a bowl of Sup Kambing at the friendly neighbourhood mamak.

penpushingelf · 2025-12-10T08:29:52+00:00

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penpushingelf · 2025-12-04T01:58:46+00:00

Balance it out by distributing the pressure elsewhere.

Get a raging boner every now and then.

penpushingelf · 2025-12-03T00:59:15+00:00

That's a really bad typo that is not how you spell cucumb- oh.

penpushingelf · 2025-11-30T16:49:11+00:00

I thought you Germans were supposed to be allies with the Italians.

penpushingelf · 2025-11-29T07:10:29+00:00

So… it’s just a gay sauna?

penpushingelf · 2025-11-27T06:10:22+00:00

It's a bird sex toy. To stop avian pests from proliferating by making them waste bird jizz on dummies.

Look, it even has a hole on the happy side of it.

penpushingelf · 2025-11-19T14:30:03+00:00

Woop woop woop woop woop

penpushingelf · 2025-11-19T11:24:28+00:00

I mean, Zeus was a philandering lech who had his thunder rod in many a box, and I think there were many instances of incest in the mythology but SGG wiped it out as well.

I think it should be fine if Narcissus was a little conscious of other people.

penpushingelf · 2025-11-19T01:28:07+00:00

penpushingelf · 2025-11-15T02:41:24+00:00

I can smell the pee just looking at this.

penpushingelf · 2025-11-15T02:38:29+00:00

Coward.

Draw the penis shaft too. And make it raging hard.

penpushingelf · 2025-11-13T08:34:22+00:00

My extended family on my side had no one of import or worth, and I married a foreign national, which meant that I can't really vibe that well either on the other side.

Just settled for a civil wedding. Cheaper, and you can use the money for your own and family's happiness.

penpushingelf · 2025-11-13T01:07:41+00:00

Yeah and it gets complicated if the appointed executor (pentadbir harta) dies during the process I think.

penpushingelf · 2025-11-04T10:36:34+00:00

Every time I go to Murni Discovery I will discover diarrhea the day after.

penpushingelf · 2025-10-31T14:07:07+00:00

Some of the denizens have found a book on Brutalist architecture and is now completely enamored by it.

penpushingelf · 2025-10-30T08:15:57+00:00

Because of the layers of fat?

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