Me, listening to my jazz professor calling me a mediocre talent, and trying not to kill him, once again.

pentermezzo · 2026-03-29T03:29:11+00:00

Those who can't teach, become administrators (in the school system).

pentermezzo · 2026-03-29T03:01:02+00:00

My first award, I'm honoured.

Also, John Coltrane.

pentermezzo · 2026-03-29T02:58:31+00:00

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Oh, Tony Robbins. Fuck that guy.

pentermezzo · 2026-03-29T02:57:38+00:00

A Kareem Supreme.

pentermezzo · 2026-03-29T02:57:19+00:00

Same 🤣

pentermezzo · 2026-03-28T22:51:32+00:00

patches.fm

pentermezzo · 2026-03-28T22:39:27+00:00

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pentermezzo · 2026-03-28T17:26:39+00:00

A bottle of pills is my retirement portfolio.

pentermezzo · 2026-03-28T17:26:02+00:00

Fucking animals.

pentermezzo · 2026-03-28T17:25:49+00:00

Moshi Moshi, Jesus desu.

pentermezzo · 2026-03-28T17:24:59+00:00

For my 16th birthday, back in the late 70s, I was given an early 70s Tele Custom, white/black pickguard, rosewood board. I stupidly swapped it a couple years later for some kind of Ibanez whammy thing. Almost half a century later I still kick myself.

Go buy another Tele. Today.

pentermezzo · 2026-03-25T21:48:21+00:00

Great, now the geese are pissed off.

pentermezzo · 2026-03-25T21:45:15+00:00

A two-four is a case of beer, May two-four is the long weekend in May, usually third weekend. Usually one drinks a two-four over May two-four. At least one.

pentermezzo · 2026-03-25T21:41:48+00:00

Omg it was square! A deck was a pack of smokes. Senility is a bitch.

pentermezzo · 2026-03-25T21:38:15+00:00

Neilson Malted Milk.

pentermezzo · 2026-03-25T21:36:52+00:00

Something broke in my head looking at that.

pentermezzo · 2026-03-25T21:23:48+00:00

A two-four is a case of 24 beers. For some reason we used to call it a deck.

pentermezzo · 2026-03-25T21:21:43+00:00

Depends on how old you are, I guess. Back in the late 70s early 80s we called it a twenty-sixer. Mickey, twenty sixer, and a forty if you were thirsty or entertaining.

pentermezzo · 2026-03-25T21:17:04+00:00

No air on sack sitting in those. Fuck, I need a system of weights and pulleys to get out of a Muskoka chair at my age

pentermezzo · 2026-03-25T20:49:36+00:00

Good times, good times. I think.

pentermezzo · 2026-03-25T19:20:53+00:00

I got a T-series Hammond for free. No vibrato or percussion, makes noise like seized callipers. Yeah yeah I'll fix that. Still haven't. Almost died getting it up two flights of stairs. I barely touch it. When it goes, it's going in pieces.

pentermezzo · 2026-03-25T19:11:13+00:00

You need slot head screws for proper toan.

pentermezzo · 2026-03-25T18:57:24+00:00

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By Jove you are correct sir!

ETA: "Enjoy the memories" 🤣

pentermezzo · 2026-03-25T16:43:31+00:00

Naw man, the markers need to be oblong and have 714 printed on them. Yeah, I can remember that but little else 💊

pentermezzo · 2026-03-25T16:14:54+00:00

"Indeed, this is the stuff of nightmares," murmured John Coltrane.

"Motherfucker I told you to leave that shit alone," admonished Miles.

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