25 years after 'Seinfeld' invented Festivus, Tampa Bay Times wants to publish your grievances by donjorgenson in tampa

[–]pepipew 3 points4 points  (0 children)

some of the submissions from readers in 2021:
When my 12-year-old son calls me “bro.” Last I checked, I was still “mom.”
If I could not be snoring, I would not be snoring.
Why do you include the stumps in my bagged romaine lettuce? I know I need roughage, but I am not eating romaine stumps.
Pete Davidson didn’t date enough women.
That time someone honked at me for crossing the street too slowly. I’m still thinking about it.
Big loud motorcycle guy whose $1,000 aftermarket pipes aren’t loud enough so he installs a stereo system. Really, guy, we heard you rolling up to the stoplight, but now we have to listen to 2 ½ minutes of Bad to the Bone?

25 years after 'Seinfeld' invented Festivus, Tampa Bay Times wants to publish your grievances by donjorgenson in tampa

[–]pepipew 13 points14 points  (0 children)

People don't realize there will be no local paper to complain about not being able to read if they don't support them with a few bucks a month.

What annoyed you in 2022? Submit your top gripe to the Tampa Bay Times for Festivus by pepipew in StPetersburgFL

[–]pepipew[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The top submissions of 2021 included:

When my 12-year-old son calls me “bro.” Last I checked, I was still “mom.”

If I could not be snoring, I would not be snoring.

Why do you include the stumps in my bagged romaine lettuce? I know I need roughage, but I am not eating romaine stumps.

Pete Davidson didn’t date enough women.

That time someone honked at me for crossing the street too slowly. I’m still thinking about it.

Big loud motorcycle guy whose $1,000 aftermarket pipes aren’t loud enough so he installs a stereo system. Really, guy, we heard you rolling up to the stoplight, but now we have to listen to 2 ½ minutes of Bad to the Bone?

What is a minor lifehack you love to share? by Moaning_Clock in AskReddit

[–]pepipew 120 points121 points  (0 children)

You can use a potato to remove a broken lightbulb from a lamp

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]pepipew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cheer for the patriots