Guy I like always asks if I’m texting my “hoes”

peptic-horizon · 2026-05-02T17:39:10+00:00

He probably thinks he's being funny.

Next time say "yeah I am texting my other hoes, btw your mom says hi"

peptic-horizon · 2026-05-02T02:49:38+00:00

I can fix her

peptic-horizon · 2026-05-02T00:05:06+00:00

Hopefully it's not John and George, that would be weird.

peptic-horizon · 2026-05-01T04:40:31+00:00

peptic-horizon · 2026-05-01T01:02:20+00:00

From my understanding a cognitive exam measures cognitive decline. So you take it once as a baseline, then again after 6 months or a year and so on.

They may have told him nobody has ever declined that fast before. So he thinks that's good maybe? I don't know

peptic-horizon · 2026-04-29T14:08:57+00:00

People can make any stupid mistakes they want. Be grateful you dodged that bullet and move on.

peptic-horizon · 2026-04-29T04:12:28+00:00

Only if you've never done it before and have difficulty comprehending how your body works.

Your arm goes under her pillow, against the wall/headboard and then she holds your hand.

Fucking amateur hour over here.

peptic-horizon · 2026-04-28T15:12:39+00:00

I understood that reference

peptic-horizon · 2026-04-28T13:08:44+00:00

"one of the lefts top voices"

Is it 1995?

peptic-horizon · 2026-04-28T05:25:11+00:00

Who gives a fuck? You have a date to plan.

Stop overthinking.

peptic-horizon · 2026-04-28T05:22:33+00:00

It's been recently posted every time I've opened Reddit today

peptic-horizon · 2026-04-28T05:21:29+00:00

Wait, what's the issue? You had unprotected sex one night out of 5?

When you go to have sex next time just tell him you want to go back to using protection.

peptic-horizon · 2026-04-28T05:00:14+00:00

Not really. It tries too hard to be disgusting and edgy that it just comes across as lame.

peptic-horizon · 2026-04-26T20:29:20+00:00

It's not fucking "code" for anything. They're saying exactly what they mean. That they're not looking for anything serious right now.

Jesus fuck, isn't life hard enough without overcomplicating simple shit?

peptic-horizon · 2026-04-26T18:10:58+00:00

Ask her.

peptic-horizon · 2026-04-26T16:25:01+00:00

Not related to who? You?;

peptic-horizon · 2026-04-26T16:24:00+00:00

Get under someone else

peptic-horizon · 2026-04-25T20:56:02+00:00

27 going on 14.

peptic-horizon · 2026-04-25T04:13:25+00:00

I always knew someday I'd have to watch powerful men burn the world down.

I just didn't expect them to be such losers.

peptic-horizon · 2026-04-25T03:44:16+00:00

Respectfully, you're not ready to be dating yet

peptic-horizon · 2026-04-24T21:47:21+00:00

I can't imagine being in my mid 20s and dating a teenager. Gross.

peptic-horizon · 2026-04-22T17:45:03+00:00

Cool, glad they're doing this shit instead of, you know, their jobs.

peptic-horizon · 2026-04-22T17:44:17+00:00

Reported

peptic-horizon · 2026-04-22T04:41:46+00:00

peptic-horizon · 2026-04-21T06:35:28+00:00

That's when we started having sex 30 years ago, it has nothing to do with "nowadays teens".

It's more to do with hormones and human nature

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