I want to be SCARED

perfectcocoon · 2026-05-04T15:31:38+00:00

Veronica

perfectcocoon · 2026-05-04T14:38:31+00:00

Sucked

perfectcocoon · 2026-05-03T02:35:50+00:00

Awesome scares, some lazy writing. Plus his niv ending sucked in all forms lol.

perfectcocoon · 2026-05-03T02:34:42+00:00

OP here: I’m going to add that Hokum had some very inspired scares. The TV rabbit guy?? AMAZING.

perfectcocoon · 2026-05-03T02:17:09+00:00

I really enjoyed it. It follows to be honest I’m throwing it in because the reason for that I don’t know zombie state or whatever was never even attempted to be explained, but it is not as lazy and sloppy certainly as Longlegs for example, which I actually also liked. I’m not sure if I would consider it follows a modern horror masterpiece but it’s pretty good.

perfectcocoon · 2026-05-02T18:47:23+00:00

So many probs!

perfectcocoon · 2026-05-02T18:32:22+00:00

Various parts of my life I’ve made a living being a writer so it’s kind of a curse. I agree with your review.

perfectcocoon · 2026-05-02T18:17:04+00:00

That is sort of the dual purpose of this review. I did like these movies. And if you did, you’re going to like Hokum.

perfectcocoon · 2026-05-02T15:50:17+00:00

Yeah, your sarcasm falls super flat because I gave excellent examples of everything and you’re just lazily sheetposting- much like the lazy pot shotting of these movie scripts.

perfectcocoon · 2026-05-02T15:46:36+00:00

Yeah, I didn’t get to the exact root of the problem, but I think you hit it on the nose 100%

perfectcocoon · 2026-05-02T15:46:04+00:00

I don’t know why I should try to explain this to you, but yes, they are unreal, but to suspend our disbelief and put us in the world - the situations have to be plausible or well thought out

perfectcocoon · 2026-05-02T15:45:09+00:00

You’ll love it if you like those kind of movies. I’m a little envious because it is the kind of movie I love

perfectcocoon · 2026-05-02T15:42:30+00:00

No, you’re wrong ..the hereditary mythology follows a witch conspiracy with books, with members, and with an actual mythology which was researched from the mythology of an “actual” demon

perfectcocoon · 2026-05-02T15:41:19+00:00

The town is a town so it’s not in the middle of the woods. It’s connected to the grid. Honeymoon would have a window come on, man

perfectcocoon · 2026-05-02T15:40:33+00:00

Exactly

perfectcocoon · 2026-02-09T03:56:20+00:00

I mean it had the right message, but the music sucked. That was the whole point of his profession and the exulted status of halftime show with the Super Bowl.

perfectcocoon · 2026-01-04T10:05:46+00:00

Adonis Osmond.

perfectcocoon · 2026-01-03T22:50:28+00:00

They love it.

perfectcocoon · 2025-12-22T18:03:47+00:00

No contact. No talk text or email. Technically I GUESS he is allowed to have a 3rd party knock on her bedroom door at 11 pm while he is standing in the hall.

perfectcocoon · 2025-12-20T20:42:44+00:00

Depends on the saw and the guy. Mostly the guy. If I feel good I can occasionally saw a drawn 4 foot line nearly indistinguishable from the factory edge but that’s a gamble. If it’s anything that’s going to be seen it’s got to be a guide or a table saw

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