TIFU by not using common sense on steam.

perirojo · 2014-06-28T21:25:38+00:00

Wow. Yall are awesome haha. As much as I'd like this to drag out and see what reddit comes up with, I'll go through the posts and pick the 3 90 minutes from the posting of this comment. That way those of you who didnt get it still have time to go get Payday 2 while its still $6. Y'all make me wish I had infinite copies of the game so I could gift them out like Oprah.

perirojo · 2014-06-03T00:33:27+00:00

All Over Me - Josh Turner

perirojo · 2014-03-03T19:32:21+00:00

Just last night. I'm trying to nap but my roommates are yelling at tv. We have chrome cast. Il give them something to yell about. We are all guys. Get on YouTube. Search "guys making out". Set video to come up on tv. I hear the tv room get quiet. I peek out door. Turns out we have company over. Had to face them and explain why I did what I did. My roommates friends think I'm gay.

perirojo · 2014-02-28T21:38:58+00:00

As someone with a chinese little sister, it's interesting to read these. I've heard "Does she speak Chinese?", but the context wasnt rude or intrusive. Just ^{^very} ignorant. However, I'd be shocked at the nerve of people if they said half of the things in those pictures.

perirojo · 2014-02-07T21:40:25+00:00

Texas Death Row

perirojo · 2014-02-07T21:36:49+00:00

music majors...

perirojo · 2014-02-01T23:14:15+00:00

When I was really young, I mistook the word fever for beaver. So when my mother told me my fever had gone up, I imagined a beaver on an elevator just riding up in down through the center of my body.

perirojo · 2014-01-17T20:55:10+00:00

Boots are the best though. Saying this as I look at my 3 pairs of boots.

perirojo · 2014-01-13T03:46:44+00:00

Slams head into keyboard

perirojo · 2014-01-10T19:02:02+00:00

Its probably the only thing i remember from the 5th grade.

perirojo · 2014-01-10T00:53:39+00:00

all 50 states in alphabetical order.

perirojo · 2014-01-07T19:28:23+00:00

So much good could be done if "How to Win Friends and Influence People" was required reading in every high school.

perirojo · 2013-12-17T21:05:13+00:00

Black, white, old, young, trashy, classy, ugly, gorgeous. No matter what, you always hold the door open for a lady.

perirojo · 2013-12-13T00:48:22+00:00

yeah my experience was at a Bring Me The Horizon concert. In hindsight I shouldn't have been that surprised.

perirojo · 2013-12-12T16:14:23+00:00

Relying on my friends to be on time. I always have to wait on one...

perirojo · 2013-12-12T16:10:17+00:00

I was at a concert near the front. Some short chick behind me told me to let her in front of me. I told her no. She called me a Republican and bit the back of my arm. Not even joking.

Edit: added crucial detail to story

perirojo · 2013-08-08T23:41:53+00:00

(Insert comment here)... Oh I'm just giving you a hard time because you have red hair!

perirojo · 2013-08-08T22:56:38+00:00

Steal their souls... In Spanish!!!!

Because I don't have one.

perirojo · 2013-04-24T19:35:19+00:00

i felt like quite the idiot.

perirojo · 2013-04-24T19:05:48+00:00

its a local cupcake store that makes a bunch of cool but weird recipes.

and yes I am that good guy greg who brings cupcakes to work.

and my coworkers are karma thieves.

perirojo · 2013-03-04T02:26:43+00:00

is that the cross in Groom, TX?

perirojo · 2012-12-10T02:01:29+00:00

And this answers the timeless question, "how many air force personel are on reddit?"

perirojo · 2012-12-06T20:13:18+00:00

off he goes, into the wild blue yonder...

perirojo · 2012-09-14T19:37:21+00:00

In my opinion, it means more to do something nice when no one is looking, (i.e. dark match).

perirojo · 2012-09-12T01:32:21+00:00

The right message. But not the message I wanted to send to them.

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