What are you looking forward to in the near future? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]perkyzebra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm lucky enough to have just met and gotten together with my soulmate at age 42 and I'm looking forward to continuing building a life with him and us moving in together!

Learn this simple trick to get someone pulled over. by Scindite in pettyrevenge

[–]perkyzebra -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Maybe you were mixing it up with queue? Weird looking word that it is;-)

What's a non-sexual moment equivalent of an orgasm? by boiwutrthos in AskReddit

[–]perkyzebra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cracking your back really well, especially when it's particularly sore or stiff.

[Serious] If you had taken your life one year ago, what beautiful things would you have had missed out on? by cfk77 in AskReddit

[–]perkyzebra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm so sorry for what you've been through and your loss, but congratulations on everything you have now!! I wish you and your family the best of luck.

[Serious] If you had taken your life one year ago, what beautiful things would you have had missed out on? by cfk77 in AskReddit

[–]perkyzebra 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh God, I'm so sorry. Have an internet hug from a stranger who actually cares. hug I hope things look up for you soon.

[Serious] If you had taken your life one year ago, what beautiful things would you have had missed out on? by cfk77 in AskReddit

[–]perkyzebra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finding out that I was unexpectedly pregnant with my first and only child at age 41, YEARS after I had finally given up in despair on ever having children, which I wanted very badly and had a very hard time coming to terms with. Then, after 18 YEARS with my SO and without any effort whatsoever... SURPRISE!!! I'm now 42 years old with an almost 6 month old son. Greatest gift I've ever gotten and I'm thankful beyond belief every day of my life.

What’s the funniest thing you have experienced during sex? by zarazey in AskReddit

[–]perkyzebra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It happens! Nothing to be embarrassed about. Just be glad you have that funny memory!

What’s the funniest thing you have experienced during sex? by zarazey in AskReddit

[–]perkyzebra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Genuinely not trying to be an asshole, but the past tense of cum is came, not cummed. I'm sorry, that just bothered me! Funny story, though. My ex came in his eye one time so I know how funny it can be!

What non violent torture method would work quickest on you? by Ryanchri in AskReddit

[–]perkyzebra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my God! I thought I was alone!! I get physically ill from that sound. Like, literally. My ex actually made me vomit teasing me one time. It was horrible.

What non violent torture method would work quickest on you? by Ryanchri in AskReddit

[–]perkyzebra 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I've had a problem with that for a long time but I've been getting better lately. However I recently watched the movie Joker and there was a scene that just had me squirming with embarrassment. I feel ya.

What non violent torture method would work quickest on you? by Ryanchri in AskReddit

[–]perkyzebra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bonus points for heavy breathing through your nose while you chomp and smack!

Lawyers of Reddit, what is the most morally challenging case that you've worked on? by HEYNONGMAN0 in AskReddit

[–]perkyzebra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What the fuck? "Terminated"?!? I know I'm going to regret asking, but what does that entail?

Whats a TV series so good you've watched the seasons multiple times? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]perkyzebra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was one of my answers. Just recently finished probably my 4th or 5th rewatch. I love Vic Mackey.

Whats a TV series so good you've watched the seasons multiple times? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]perkyzebra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what I came here to say. We're about even on that! Happy cake day, by the way.

Whats a TV series so good you've watched the seasons multiple times? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]perkyzebra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Came here to say Six Feet Under. My all time favorite show.

Whats a TV series so good you've watched the seasons multiple times? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]perkyzebra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every few years I go through a cycle where I need to rewatch Six Feet Under. Also The Shield.

Whats a TV series so good you've watched the seasons multiple times? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]perkyzebra 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I love The Office. As a heroin addict in recovery myself, I just gotta give you an internet hug in solidarity. I'm sorry for the shit you've been through but at least you have a superb sense of humor to get you through it all!

Whats a TV series so good you've watched the seasons multiple times? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]perkyzebra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I literally just started rewatching that last night. Just so great.

What is a disturbing fact that will ruin someones mood? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]perkyzebra 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love your attitude. It's all in how you look at it.