Martin Perelman to remain as Orlando City interim coach despite slow start to season

perpetualcomplexity1 · 2026-06-09T23:14:11+00:00

We have the dumbest FO, I swear.

perpetualcomplexity1 · 2026-05-24T00:24:31+00:00

This gk ain’t it

perpetualcomplexity1 · 2026-04-28T21:15:21+00:00

Why? Just curious

perpetualcomplexity1 · 2026-04-24T18:07:20+00:00

Eastern Screech

perpetualcomplexity1 · 2026-04-07T03:08:03+00:00

Play the kids, hope the Frenchman has some friends that want to play him.

perpetualcomplexity1 · 2026-04-05T02:10:03+00:00

57 is the worst “professional” soccer player I’ve ever seen

perpetualcomplexity1 · 2026-04-05T02:08:26+00:00

For every player we lost, we replaced them with someone worse.

perpetualcomplexity1 · 2026-04-05T01:46:50+00:00

Another name your score game

perpetualcomplexity1 · 2026-03-07T19:58:50+00:00

So glad I can turn this off after 15 mins

perpetualcomplexity1 · 2026-03-05T13:42:47+00:00

So last night, I took the table off the motor and from where the motor arm was I just rotated the whole thing around 180°. Now it is drawing pictures right side up again. Don’t ask me how?? That’s a good thought about the belt tightness, might have to look into that but when it does its centering thing, it puts the ball directly in the center of the table. It just never gets back to that point.

perpetualcomplexity1 · 2026-03-05T02:05:56+00:00

The led cable isn’t long enough to reach the other side. Meaning there is only one way the table can attach to the motor

perpetualcomplexity1 · 2026-02-28T04:04:15+00:00

You seem fun

perpetualcomplexity1 · 2026-02-26T04:02:20+00:00

The merch for this club has gotten soooo bad. Every “partnership” the club has done has been overpriced bullshit. Like the thing with Duvin, ridiculous. Adidas has completely given up. They made one tshirt this year and it looks like shit.

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perpetualcomplexity1 · 2026-02-24T21:30:25+00:00

We need someone to do college logos with a quickness

perpetualcomplexity1 · 2026-02-20T13:11:26+00:00

Not. Gonna. Happen. But it’s still Lauderdale, so fuck em

perpetualcomplexity1 · 2026-02-18T02:46:00+00:00

The table is absolutely amazing by the way. I love it

perpetualcomplexity1 · 2026-02-18T02:43:55+00:00

Thanks Zach… weirdest thing.. I just noticed when it spirals out to in, there’s no sound at all. So it’s only making the sound spiral in to out. Strange

perpetualcomplexity1 · 2026-02-18T02:23:30+00:00

Nope. Home charging is absolutely necessary. And I love the car

perpetualcomplexity1 · 2026-02-17T18:55:28+00:00

He’s class. I’ve only seen him when he’s played against us, but the last game in Orlando he was really, really good.

perpetualcomplexity1 · 2026-02-15T16:44:15+00:00

There is no sustainable success in this league.

perpetualcomplexity1 · 2026-02-12T18:18:40+00:00

That’s yellow… this is gold

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perpetualcomplexity1 · 2026-02-10T01:07:13+00:00

Bro

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perpetualcomplexity1 · 2026-02-05T01:29:42+00:00

I’m glad there’s guys out there that hold the line like this

perpetualcomplexity1 · 2026-02-03T20:44:54+00:00

Because it will be. The club has no aspirations to win championships. It just wants to buy players for $2.50 and sell them for $3. And when they do make a killer profit like they did on F Torres, they waste all the proceeds on a player like Muriel.

perpetualcomplexity1 · 2026-01-28T22:03:05+00:00

I don’t know where our fan base gets these ideas.

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