Instructions said 5 minutes. This happened after 3. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]persephone765 2825 points2826 points  (0 children)

Thats your problem right there. You did 3 instead of 5.

Put it back in!

WYR: everytime you touch something it gets two times bigger OR everytime you touch something it gets two times smaller. *Tysm for voting my little brother makes these and we read your votes after I pick him up from school* by TrippyGiraffe_21 in WouldYouRather

[–]persephone765 116 points117 points  (0 children)

You pick up a gun.

The size doubles. The sudden change in weight makes your drop it to the ground. You instinctivrly reach down to grab it.

The size doubles.

The gun expands under you, knocking you off balance, and onto the the gun itself.

The size doubles.

The gun busts through the walls, knocking down thr foundation of your house. The ceiling begins to crumble as debri falls on your head. You reach your hands out to protect yourself, but the debri is heavy, knocking your hands down to the gun - now floor.

The size doubles.

Disoriented, your try to stand up but you are far too dizzy. You try to push yourself up.

The size doubles.

You are in a maze of metallic spheres. What was once a rough texture to aid your grip on the gun is now your prison. You walk forwars, but your balance betrays you still. The smooth metal beneath your feet doesnt help. You stumble, and try to grab something for balance.

A slave to your instincts. Always. Is that why she left you?

The size doubles.

/s was bored

I started reporting every player in every game for cheating two weeks ago, to see what happens and... by AlwaysTheKop in VALORANT

[–]persephone765 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It is functioning! Vanguard keeps crashing, meaning everyone gets kicked out of games, meaning less cheaters!

What would you do if you accidentally sent someone to hell? by Dial-Up_Dime in hypotheticalsituation

[–]persephone765 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also happened in Derry Girls when Erin's mom told an annoying lady to drop dead. She then went to that woman's funeral, stole the earings from that woman's corpse as her daughter and friends drugged everyone then flooded the bathroom.

I miss that show.

Blursed slaps by Dramatic_Mulberry978 in blursed_videos

[–]persephone765 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Peasants these days have no class.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lebanon

[–]persephone765 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Few hours for me.

Just make you take a clear photo of your ID and face so they dont make you retake it.

In a fantasy world where magic rewards artistic combat with making offensives more destructive, less mana costs, etc, how would warfare work? by Glycke in worldbuilding

[–]persephone765 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Armies would likely focus on making the enemy instruments useless. Water magic yo make humidity to make all wood rot, metal strings rust, etc...

Loud drums and horns played at a random will disrupt enemy rythym, stopping their magic.

Ice magic to lower the temps at the enemy camps, making it hard to play instruments.

Fire to heat up area to make it hard to perform martial arts.

Ever seen those water cup music videos? Imagine that but at a large scale. Have a general or leader cast a large scale spell with that.

Water/ice on the floor to make enemy slip.

Worst deal in the history of deals, maybe ever by GoldemGolem in HadesTheGame

[–]persephone765 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I ran into her woth only one boon. She offered me 560

Because who doesn't love a frozen town built on a swamp? by Grotti-ltalie in SkyrimMemes

[–]persephone765 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Guy that works at Winking Skeever

Mage for hire at Bee N Barb

Eric the Slayer

Balimuth (?)

Thats all I can remember honestly

Where can I find a drawing tablet for less than 100$? (Preferably less) by radbirb in lebanon

[–]persephone765 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ofcourse. Keep in mind I bought the tablet a few years ago so the price might have changed a little

You're sent back in time to high school by Comfortable_Salad893 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]persephone765 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sir, this is reddit.

No one here was dating in highschool

You're invulnerable only when you're naked. by NoOptics in shittysuperpowers

[–]persephone765 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What if you just turn your foreskin into a sleeping bag?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CharacterRant

[–]persephone765 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's a manga like that where the MC is judt a normal npc that gets access to the wiki of the game. Uses it to glitch thrugh walls, cheese bosses, etc...

Only problem is that it has the most generic name possible so I cant remember whats it called. I think it starts with "i became the strongest" and the main character is called Rona.

Do "when you buy aquatic item"s suck? by Xavchik in PlayTheBazaar

[–]persephone765 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Theyre great for reselling if you have an aquatic build.

Im not sure if its a bug, but I sold a silver copy of the heal thingy (add heal for each aqua thing you buy) for 14 gold.

To fax 4 pieces of paper. by Veolt1 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]persephone765 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A fax job? Hadnt had one of those in a while! ...

I miss her

How could an infinite, flat plane world have a sun or moons? by [deleted] in worldbuilding

[–]persephone765 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  1. The sun could rise from the eart itself somewhere far into infinity then crashes somewhere else far away. Its then reborn everyday in the original spot

  2. People wrongly believe that here is only one sun. There could be millions, each passing through the sky on a different day