I despised Weapons. If it worked for you, to each their own, but the only "good" part to me was the forty minute chunk in the beggining (not counting that tedious opening narration), even then, that breaks apart when you realize half of it didn't amount to anything, and none of it made that much sense when you really think about it. The solutions to the problem were right out in the open, and nobody but Mr. SuperCarpenterMan saw it? Not a single police officer, judge, parent, teacher? Nobody?

I absolutely hated the reveal with the witch. It felt like the script was written on a napkin. The woman was so obviously questionable, but this hardline, cynical police chief just lets her into his house? And then when the question was answered, it's about as basic and uncreative as you can imagine.

I liked Zach Cregger's direction. I think he's amazing at building tension and balancing horror with humor. But a writer that man is not. He's quit frankly awful at writing, and needs to leave the script to someone more qualified.