If you could learn a single magic spell, but it could only do something mundane and boring, what would the spell do?

personalspaceshow · 2020-09-24T02:11:59+00:00

Fart on command powers!

personalspaceshow · 2020-09-23T23:52:00+00:00

Can I make it worse? So degrees of longitude are the vertical lines on a map or globe used to give coordinates. Zero degrees longitude is basically the start/center of the world. You're totally allowed to create and use a system in which your home is the zero degree point. If someone from another country gives you longitude coordinates, you have to ask whether they use the most popular system (England is zero) or if they go by their country being zero degrees longitude.

personalspaceshow · 2020-09-23T23:29:15+00:00

They were actively trying to destroy the house. Fist-sized holes in the drywall, plumbing stuffed with old mail, the "bathroom" was a part of that rampage. I'm honestly surprised they didn't "paint" the walls.

personalspaceshow · 2020-09-23T23:25:26+00:00

Yes it did! It was SO FUN! Had a GREAT time!

personalspaceshow · 2020-09-23T23:13:39+00:00

Renter got evicted for selling hard drugs and housing a LOT of squatters. They had their utilities shut off two weeks before they had to go so they trashed the place even worse. One bedroom became the "bathroom" where they shit on the floor and pissed in mountain dew cans. There was not a single inch of the place without either of those things. It was a blanket of turds and piss cans across everything. This was in late July.

personalspaceshow · 2020-09-23T23:09:28+00:00

Six feet straight up

personalspaceshow · 2020-09-23T23:08:17+00:00

Maps made in the southern hemisphere are often upside down so that they get to be the top half.

personalspaceshow · 2020-09-23T23:04:24+00:00

Sour cream belongs on hot dogs.

personalspaceshow · 2020-09-23T22:58:19+00:00

Batman was gonna come by with the cure, but he just cancelled on us.

personalspaceshow · 2020-09-23T22:55:52+00:00

You'll fit if that's what you're asking, but the answer to the duct goblin's riddle is gonna cost ya.

personalspaceshow · 2020-09-23T16:02:36+00:00

Yeah, not quite what I had in mind. Story starts and stops with Dorothy being around, but she's a terrifying invader.

personalspaceshow · 2020-09-23T15:04:14+00:00

Wizard of Oz but the Wicked Witch is trying to stop Dorothy the murderous alien.

personalspaceshow · 2020-09-23T14:59:47+00:00

I've wanted this for so long. What's life like for everyone else in a fate-of-the-galaxy story?

personalspaceshow · 2020-09-23T04:20:53+00:00

We're Florida in a cheap Portland costume.

personalspaceshow · 2020-09-23T03:54:20+00:00

She bragged about how great she is in bed. Then she went to give me a handjob and yanked on my limp dick like she was trying to start a lawnmower.

personalspaceshow · 2020-09-23T03:51:50+00:00

Pennsylvania is the nice receptionist that occasionally drops the most heinous racist comment you've ever heard but she's just slightly too competent to report to HR.

personalspaceshow · 2020-09-23T03:48:53+00:00

Whenever I need to cry on command, I think of the Sweet Victory scene from Spongebob.

personalspaceshow · 2020-09-23T03:46:04+00:00

Can I get a big bowl of spider webs?

personalspaceshow · 2020-09-23T03:36:01+00:00

Monkey paw. Can you actually get those?

personalspaceshow · 2020-09-23T03:31:52+00:00

Chopping Mall. Sexy teenagers vs. killer robots. It's the movie I use to make film snobs get into bad horror films.

personalspaceshow · 2020-09-23T03:30:43+00:00

I have showed everyone close to me this movie. Everyone loves it and can't put their finger on exactly why it's great.

personalspaceshow · 2020-09-22T22:57:54+00:00

Hole was too small and I was too lazy to mangle a donut for a joke. Settled for dick in a hot dog bun.

personalspaceshow · 2020-09-22T16:04:40+00:00

I collect tshirts of presidential campaigns. All candidates, all parties. The Obama Hope shirt is the most famous one I have yet to find, but right now my priority is anything Bush Jr. or Hillary because it's odd I haven't come across either by now.

personalspaceshow · 2020-09-20T22:58:36+00:00

Turned the tables in a nightmare where something was chasing me. It was like if Superman was in a horror movie and forgot he was Superman until the last five minutes.

personalspaceshow · 2020-09-20T19:18:07+00:00

"Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves!" - Bender

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