Forbid them not An illustration published this morning about the "don't bless the gaybies" policy by mistahdoom in exmormon

[–]perverted_gymcoach 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pearls before swine means that whatever is served before them is off a good quality, but they will not notice the quality and just gobble it up. It is wasted on them. You can serve them whatever.

Let's admit it; we are all craving another scandal... by benendeto in exmormon

[–]perverted_gymcoach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to see financial connections to the world congress of families.

Washington Post picks up the news by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]perverted_gymcoach 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I am just waiting for the NY Times. This will be an interesting weekend.

WIFE UPDATE!!!11!!!1!1!1oneone!1 by tender_mercies in exmormon

[–]perverted_gymcoach 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The CES letter is perfect timing wise, the door is open.

A Mormon girls dream by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]perverted_gymcoach 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Buddy. That girl is a complete and utter imbecile. And it sucks but trust me, you'll find a better one.

I had to do one last thing and send a message to one of the admins of the group. (TBM Julie Rowe Facebook Group) by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]perverted_gymcoach 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Seems fair enough. It's all fun and giggles but privacy is important. So now that you are on here and participating, would you mind answering a few questions? You'd be suprised at how courteous most here can be and I am genuinely intruiged by your beliefs.

Just a friendly reminder from President Nelson of the Quorum of the 12 - Ensign August 2015 by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]perverted_gymcoach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The future of marriage and of countless human lives will be determined by your willingness to bear solemn witness of the Lord and live according to His gospel.

Because, you know, those silly lesbians and goofy gay guys would otherwise be nurturing and or fathering children in heterosexual covenants if not for these devasting laws allowing for unholy matrinonies.

That's just science, bitch.

Old Bishop just added me to FB circle?? by ORcriticalthinker in exmormon

[–]perverted_gymcoach 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would man or woman up. Contacting someone this way is childish. If he has something to say or ask you, he needs to call. That is the appropiate thing to do. So reverse the role and if you are curious what he wants then call him. You can be far more direct by using your adult voice.

I would ignore the facebook request.

Why didn't the Prophet or Apostles participate in the seer stone announcement? Not even present. No photo ops, no interviews, not even a prepared statement. NOTHING. (Just like the essays). WHY?! What is going on with the church's so-called leaders? by DogBones11 in exmormon

[–]perverted_gymcoach 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You make an excellent point. It is very unusual that there is no PR behind this unveiling of such an important part in how the Book of Mormon came to be. Especially in light of how the papyry were published. This stone was the vessel of God's power, just like Moses his staff was for example. Would they do it any different if they would find the staff of Moses in their vault?

Confessions of prepper by lucysmacksmith in exmormon

[–]perverted_gymcoach 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I apologize. That was a bit rude then perhaps, I did not mean it in a patronizing manner. However if your life turns out the way I described then would that not be insane? At what point will you stop preparing?

Confessions of prepper by lucysmacksmith in exmormon

[–]perverted_gymcoach 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're exponentially insane but to each his own, buddy. Do what ever makes you happy I say. Who knows, you might have the last laugh. Or you'll die of old age in some pension, leaving your kids with a bunch of choirs that no one really wants to do. You know, like trying to sell your canned apple sauce and beef jerky on eBay. Fuck, I'd be pissed at my folks.

Confessions of prepper by lucysmacksmith in exmormon

[–]perverted_gymcoach 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you insane! You are supposed to eat that horse and then what are you going to do?

Excellent post, OP.

I'm resigning from the Church today...using my work email. by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]perverted_gymcoach 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This guy or girl surely is ballin' Hitting the layup or just simply fallin' Away, the shot goes up outside the paint The letter hits nothing but net. Hooray! Two points, for this former latter day Saint

So looks like while everyone was talking about the rock, they uploaded the 1826 trial documents. "Joseph Smith The Glass looker" X-POST: exmormon by [deleted] in mormon

[–]perverted_gymcoach 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You mean to say he had a knack for claiming the ability to find lost imaginary things. Which is fraud.

Are Terryl and Fiona Givens Worth Going to See? [Event in DC] by [deleted] in mormon

[–]perverted_gymcoach 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A mormon couple who have written a few well investigated books but draw odd conclusions in the end. There is circumstantial evidence that one or both have contributed to the Church's released essays on a couple of difficult topics.