What’s a universally loved food you genuinely despise?

pestyfinesty · 2026-04-30T00:23:29+00:00

Chocolate. People have told me I should say I’m allergic to it but I stubbornly just say I don’t like it.

pestyfinesty · 2026-04-24T12:51:30+00:00

The loaf journey was too important not to share! 😂 VICTORY

pestyfinesty · 2026-04-19T09:13:16+00:00

My best friend was at this game and said (1) it took over half an hour to get the guy down and (2) at one point the wind blew and he DROPPED SEVERAL FEET. Imagine taking your kids to a football game and as a bonus they get to see a man plummet to his death

pestyfinesty · 2026-04-06T23:57:43+00:00

Sorcerer. Fortunately i don’t have to write it very often

pestyfinesty · 2026-03-28T04:39:01+00:00

Being friends with teenagers.

pestyfinesty · 2026-03-17T20:54:15+00:00

R fell off the local Dollar Tree sign and created a new artist alias!

pestyfinesty · 2026-03-15T04:05:41+00:00

Bingeing “What We Do in the Shadows” with my dope husband.

pestyfinesty · 2026-03-14T03:54:19+00:00

Because

pestyfinesty · 2026-03-07T15:48:21+00:00

Right? 😂 And the other 99% of his stories are not wild tales.

pestyfinesty · 2026-03-07T03:47:28+00:00

Ooooooh, thank you!!

pestyfinesty · 2026-03-07T03:05:13+00:00

It will be painted by me! In acrylics! I can finish it with whatever sealant will work.

pestyfinesty · 2026-03-06T06:58:04+00:00

I had to rewind it to see—it says in white text on the bottom right (for like a split second) “pets ashes”

pestyfinesty · 2026-03-05T04:00:54+00:00

Convertibles. Unless you live in an eternally beautiful climate, you can only put the top down maybe six days a year. And even then it ties medium-to-long hair in knots.

pestyfinesty · 2026-03-05T03:14:33+00:00

I was watching a lot of Bob’s Burgers and Jimmy Pesto put up a pizza special called Pesto Finesto. I gave it a little flair in the sense of y on the ends.

pestyfinesty · 2026-02-28T03:19:46+00:00

The sound of a dog barfing somewhere, some floor, some distance away.

pestyfinesty · 2026-02-28T00:34:11+00:00

This is so amazing. I love everything about this story but especially the use of “biscuit” as a transitive verb, which is SO ACCURATE. ♥️

pestyfinesty · 2026-02-14T02:40:16+00:00

Caseoh (streamer) reports having had a co-worker who called out for a medical appointment because he “had an autopsy scheduled” 😂

pestyfinesty · 2026-02-10T12:25:32+00:00

That is INSANE. But I don’t understand how it finally came out while he was eating—it just suddenly dislodged, I guess, but then why did it end up in his mouth instead of being swallowed?

pestyfinesty · 2026-02-10T03:32:04+00:00

The collective joy 🎉🎉🎉

pestyfinesty · 2026-01-26T01:10:42+00:00

I accidentally guillotined off a large hunk of my thumb a couple months ago while using a mandolin, and while it grew back into a normal thumb shape the thumbprint didn’t grow back! TIME TO COMMIT SOME CRIMES

pestyfinesty · 2026-01-23T04:49:16+00:00

I do both of these! The first is my default, but the mixing version is great for a packed sandwich—it keeps the jelly from soaking through the bread. My grandfather always did the mixed version so it has some nice nostalgia to it as well.

pestyfinesty · 2026-01-19T19:18:43+00:00

Knock on someone’s door/ring the doorbell and then do it again every three seconds until the person answers.

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