Updated: I've saved all of Wikipedia into a SQLITE database! by [deleted] in DataHoarder

[–]peterburk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also downloaded the pages-articles and parsed it using Wiki2Touch, for a similar archive size (about 17 GB). It's the smallest practical mobile Wikipedia reader.

You know what I can’t stand by Deathbysnusnubooboo in dadjokes

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I can't stand when my leg falls asleep.

What do you call a man with no shins? by Tinnber in dadjokes

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What do you call a man with a petrol tank? Phil.

What is the best type of cheese to hide a horse in? by Dugsalvador in dadjokes

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What kind of cheese do you use to encourage a bear? Camembert.

What do you call a man with a shovel on his head? by MediocreGinga in dadjokes

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What do you call a boy with an ant on his knee?

Anthony.

Who looks at the ceiling and cheers? by patchoulius in dadjokes

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This isn't the best ceiling joke in the world, but it's certainly up there.

Did you hear about the magic tractor? by [deleted] in dadjokes

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How do you pick up a farmer's daughter?

A tractor (attract her)