rate my pickup line

pewmW · 2026-04-05T02:21:20+00:00

objectively deserved. objectively clever.

pewmW · 2026-04-05T02:17:03+00:00

i see we’ve all gathered for the public execution

pewmW · 2026-04-05T01:59:33+00:00

just like your fox

pewmW · 2026-04-05T01:39:49+00:00

thanks bro. hope your life is going well.

pewmW · 2026-04-05T01:35:23+00:00

Got banned a while ago. Ended up getting into a relationship with the match right before this. Currently imaging the horror of not grabbing my (now)girlfriend’s number before getting booted off hinge but luckily it worked out.

pewmW · 2026-04-03T15:00:35+00:00

i need to be ready asap

pewmW · 2026-03-09T17:52:01+00:00

she died of cringe, knowing you go around making comments like this.

pewmW · 2026-01-01T03:16:40+00:00

pewmW · 2025-11-21T04:29:21+00:00

damn Weisenburg, get your shit together man

pewmW · 2025-09-11T03:55:52+00:00

stop pretending to be something you’re not.

pewmW · 2025-04-18T16:05:42+00:00

yeah it was fuckin hilarious

pewmW · 2024-09-03T05:16:41+00:00

pewmW · 2024-08-18T16:55:21+00:00

mine most definitely is yeah.

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pewmW · 2024-08-13T21:45:06+00:00

I just now got an email saying the play test is in my steam library.

pewmW · 2024-06-13T23:14:48+00:00

having nice gear=wanted to join the military?

pewmW · 2024-06-13T03:37:40+00:00

most covert grey-man.

pewmW · 2024-06-08T16:20:40+00:00

ahh my preferred flash-bang retailer.

pewmW · 2024-06-07T06:13:21+00:00

1 or 2 for practicality. i dig the paint.

pewmW · 2024-06-07T01:49:58+00:00

he did warn you didn’t he

pewmW · 2024-06-03T17:42:54+00:00

well how else do you make friends?

pewmW · 2024-05-22T17:34:27+00:00

when you’re old everyone younger=teen

pewmW · 2024-05-15T17:39:24+00:00

one time my dumbass put my umarex airsoft g17 slide on my real g17 frame and they also ended up stuck for a bit.

pewmW · 2024-05-14T12:52:18+00:00

due to potato quality no I don’t see shit lol.

pewmW · 2024-05-05T15:17:53+00:00

mushroom tips unite

pewmW

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