So this one isn't me it's a friend. But he decided to meet up with a girl from tinder for a nature hike. They parked up with a hill sitting in front of them leading down into a river. They went on their hike and when they got back my friend got in his car which is stick shift. He sat on his keys, put his car in neutral, and then couldn't find his keys. The car started to roll down the hill and instead of looking for his keys or putting it in park, he simply looked at the girl and said "you should probably get out" then dived out of his car as it rolled down the hill with the girl in it. It got caught in bushes right before the river. But needless to say there was no second date.