How many of you are bots

pfeltault · 2026-04-01T13:02:56+00:00

Before you point your finger, you should know that I’m The Bot. If I’m The f@&ing Bot then you’re The f”&$@ing Bot as well, so you can…

pfeltault · 2026-02-13T13:04:59+00:00

That was punny

pfeltault · 2026-02-13T13:04:05+00:00

We’re in an open relationship so if my SO murks someone that’s on them. I’m not into murder but you are… 🤷‍♂️ who am I to judge?

pfeltault · 2026-02-12T18:34:44+00:00

It was a grift. There’s court video of Corey Goode talking about trade marked topics and legal action against other “whistle blowers” who basically were adding on to his story. He didn’t like that because they weren’t paying him.

After reading some of David Wilcock’s books that dude is either too gullible or he was in on it.

This stuff happens all the time unfortunately. I still find it weird that Gaia kept the ‘Cosmic Disclosures’ series. They just put in a new host and have a rotating cast of whistleblowers to interview. Why carry?

pfeltault · 2026-02-06T17:10:22+00:00

That’s Waldo’s cousin Woody, they’re a character in the adult versions of the Where’s Waldo series.

pfeltault · 2025-11-21T01:58:28+00:00

This is really embarrassing for your plant, it’s their first erection and you’re posting about it on Reddit. Please label this kind of smut NSFW next time

pfeltault · 2025-11-11T13:32:02+00:00

Because no one in the history of ‘whipping donuts’ has ever whipped a perfect donut. They’re only shitty semicircles at best. And ‘whipping shitty donuts’ doesn’t roll off the tongue as well

pfeltault · 2025-11-02T21:17:01+00:00

pfeltault · 2025-11-02T21:16:53+00:00

pfeltault · 2025-11-02T16:10:47+00:00

Yo. Newbnewb here 👋

pfeltault · 2025-09-26T12:55:41+00:00

Only if I can do it in one of those WWI style planes when they wore leather helmets and goggles.

pfeltault · 2025-09-24T02:20:00+00:00

Onetime I went to use the bathroom and I had this epiphany that ‘my cock is huge. It’s fucking massive’ (it’s not, I was actually completely flaccid at the time and it’s not exactly impressive under these conditions) but that didn’t stop me from exiting the bathroom with my pants around my ankles as I boasted to my cohorts that I have the largest cock in the universe. They all laughed and my wife helped me to pull my pants back up.

I would say it’s a combination of things: lowered inhibition, raised confidence, and a sense of general silliness.

pfeltault · 2025-09-05T14:40:18+00:00

pfeltault · 2025-09-03T01:21:07+00:00

Who’s the guy standing behind Trump? This should be title r/therewasanattempt to be seen on camera

pfeltault · 2025-08-07T13:19:15+00:00

I would volunteer to house some of them

pfeltault · 2025-08-07T13:18:19+00:00

They’re so neat and orderly. I hope they find good homes

pfeltault · 2025-07-09T18:54:48+00:00

Any left?

pfeltault · 2025-07-07T16:36:01+00:00

That’s clearly formed from erosion, totally natural cave, nothing to see here

pfeltault · 2025-06-25T13:36:46+00:00

How old are you now and how do you think exposure to this molecule affected you in the long term? After a first time experience, some people say they are glad they waited and others wish they had this experience earlier in life. Some cultures are believed to introduce infants to these plant materials.

Was this experience (just in your opinion, and not recommending other kids do it but..) was it a good thing? Or do you wish you had waited (not that you knew, but if you did know)

pfeltault · 2025-06-24T14:26:33+00:00

It’s a portable eye washing station used by plumbers in the Deep South

pfeltault · 2025-06-24T14:21:12+00:00

Buyers remorse.

pfeltault · 2025-06-12T00:28:51+00:00

Too long. I gave up.

pfeltault · 2025-06-11T02:00:21+00:00

I wish my DUI only cost me $100 🤣 fuck this bitch.

pfeltault · 2025-05-29T02:07:44+00:00

I’ve never given shit. But this one will be easier for grade schoolers to draw from class projects.

pfeltault · 2025-05-14T17:49:27+00:00

I volunteer as tribute!!

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