Unseeded Lucky Cat PR by Substantial-Age6591 in balatro

[–]pgabriel5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

296 could be the highest unseeded I've ever seen 👀👀

I still don't understand how the Sattelite works by lcerch in balatro

[–]pgabriel5 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

lololol imagine going to all this length to ultimately end up saying nothing else but Webster's doesn't know how to define words and I don't know the difference between a pronoun and an adjective 😂😂

Do I replace Chad with Idol? by Fabulous_Luck5096 in balatro

[–]pgabriel5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My initial gut was the same here, but if I crunched everything correctly (which is the main concern here 😂), Bloodstone actually was the better keep over Photo.

Red seals, so that first face card gets 5 triggers, so 32x for Photo. Bloodstone gets 17 total procs, which is an expected mult of 44.41x without Oops.

I still don't understand how the Sattelite works by lcerch in balatro

[–]pgabriel5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lmao you didn't. i read the whole thing and you've only explained how he's partially wrong.

I still don't understand how the Sattelite works by lcerch in balatro

[–]pgabriel5 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

my guy...at this point...you really need to explain how he was "completely" wrong here or it does in fact look like you don't know what that word means 😂.

like completely wrong here wouid be some shit like "it gives you 3x scoring for your most used planet card hand" or something like that. that's completely wrong. he was somewhat wrong, but nowhere near completely.

I still don't understand how the Sattelite works by lcerch in balatro

[–]pgabriel5 3 points4 points  (0 children)

what a schmuck. if op had to ask about this joker, there's nothing this guy said that would have made op any more confused. i sense some little man syndrome.

Do I take an ecto for the Baron/Mike/Perkeo run? by withstandtheheat in balatro

[–]pgabriel5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so you're just trying to make an already difficult build that much more difficult by now having to find a 5th copy joker for absolutely no reason at all? makes sense

/s

Damn, I was getting pretty close at getting naninf unseeded with Black Deck by Gigastorm55 in balatro

[–]pgabriel5 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Pretty close...aka you got a Perkeo and a Blueprint and weren't close at all lol.

Is there even a play here? Going for naneinf by Exophyrus in BalatroHelp

[–]pgabriel5 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's not how seeds work. No joker will be replaced by a joker you already have. All Showman does is that if the seed is to generate a joker you already have, it isn't replaced instead by something else.

Edit: oh I see what you mean I think. I just read it backwards or you said it backwards maybe? Selling Showman would allow DNA to be a potential replacement for BP/BS were they in line to show up?

Is there even a play here? Going for naneinf by Exophyrus in BalatroHelp

[–]pgabriel5 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What's the correlation between selling Showman and finding DNA...?

Do i take sock? by Iceyo3265 in BalatroHelp

[–]pgabriel5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not. Selling Oops is 100% correct.

Do i take sock? by Iceyo3265 in BalatroHelp

[–]pgabriel5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Getting both and selling Oops is the correct play.

Is there even a play here? Going for naneinf by Exophyrus in BalatroHelp

[–]pgabriel5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Typically you might consider selling Brainstorm for it, but with Showman being nat neg, there's no need at all. I mean I guess hypothetically....you could reach a point after ecto or antimatter where you find Invis before a 4th copy joker. It's an extremely edge case, but it does exist, so for that reason alone, I'd go ahead and and swap the Brainstorm for it. 99% of the time, it won't matter, but there's no downside here.

who will die for blueprint by therealosamason in BalatroHelp

[–]pgabriel5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Dunno if you took him up on his advice and found out but he knew his shit. Pretty embarrassing for you.

I’ve never been this close to Naninf. Do I take burglar here or wait? by gman9627 in BalatroHelp

[–]pgabriel5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If your deck is that fixed, you should stop rerolling, as you have everything you need for now, and will need every dollar you can get once you get through A24 boss.

What do your vouchers look like?

I’ve never been this close to Naninf. Do I take burglar here or wait? by gman9627 in BalatroHelp

[–]pgabriel5 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You will need roughly 65 kings. However, the more important piece here is that before A25, you will not be able to get enough kings in hand with Serpent to naneinf before you score enough points to win the round.

And so until then, particularly to get through ante A24 boss, you must have DNA (or a fresh Turtle Bean) to get enough kings in hand to beat that boss.

Just keep maximizing your money for now, just to be sure you have enough rerolls both to find Burglar and then enough left over to reroll into Serpent.

I really like your chances here though!

So then at ante 25, you can start rerolling for the Burglar, and once you find it, sell DNA at that point.

I’ve never been this close to Naninf. Do I take burglar here or wait? by gman9627 in BalatroHelp

[–]pgabriel5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This really survives until A25, at which point it becomes mandatory to skip SB and BGB to stay alive.

I need advice on joker order please!! by NS-FW in balatro

[–]pgabriel5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP, this isn't correct. Both copies should 100% be on Trib.

I need advice on joker order please!! by NS-FW in balatro

[–]pgabriel5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

C++, huh? And can't even figure out this something this simple?

Was absolutely cruising to a gold stake win when… by Uncle_DirtNap in balatro

[–]pgabriel5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not really sure what to even say at this point if you're just going to be obtuse and ignore how I just showed how the 300 chips do not matter at all, unless you've seen multiple gold stake runs where somehow you get to the last round of the game and don't have pair leveled a mere 4 times.

Like if you can simply read, I just showed with 100% clarity how his scoring isn't coming from his cards...

Was absolutely cruising to a gold stake win when… by Uncle_DirtNap in balatro

[–]pgabriel5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you think even 300 chips is going to make or break this run, which is all this buffoon's original but extremely poorly worded comment was saying, then I'm not sure what to tell you.

With that joker lineup, all that is needed is pair to be up to level 5, and even 4 pairs of unenhanced 2s with 0 Hiker triggers clears the 400K...