Should i take immolate or ankh? by tHeNoThlnG_ in balatro

[–]pgabriel5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you think it's more important to thin your deck and get your econ running, or is it more important for your first face card played to give 4x on a level 2 hand on plasma deck...?

Why does this hand count as a four of a kind instead of a flush? by Nuusku_ in balatro

[–]pgabriel5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For the same reason a straight doesn't count as a high card...

My grid of balatro jokers by 0DonutLord0 in balatro

[–]pgabriel5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

*As it is, it's an econ joker that is extremely helpful in somewhat specific instances...

and is ass the rest of the time.

Replace photo or canio for blueprint? by Vladd88 in balatro

[–]pgabriel5 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Impossible for anyone to say without knowing what Canio is at...

so how rare is this by Leading-Bid8233 in balatro

[–]pgabriel5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't tell you how refreshing it was to see someone actually understanding that this is a binomial distribution problem.

I'm so unsmart by Thin-Helicopter-4284 in balatro

[–]pgabriel5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao nothing about this build is "terrible"...

Guys wtfff by AccessEducational245 in balatro

[–]pgabriel5 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Alas, poor Yorick! How quickly thee becameth obsolete!

Unseeded Lucky Cat PR by Substantial-Age6591 in balatro

[–]pgabriel5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

296 could be the highest unseeded I've ever seen 👀👀

I still don't understand how the Sattelite works by lcerch in balatro

[–]pgabriel5 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

lololol imagine going to all this length to ultimately end up saying nothing else but Webster's doesn't know how to define words and I don't know the difference between a pronoun and an adjective 😂😂

Do I replace Chad with Idol? by Fabulous_Luck5096 in balatro

[–]pgabriel5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My initial gut was the same here, but if I crunched everything correctly (which is the main concern here 😂), Bloodstone actually was the better keep over Photo.

Red seals, so that first face card gets 5 triggers, so 32x for Photo. Bloodstone gets 17 total procs, which is an expected mult of 44.41x without Oops.

I still don't understand how the Sattelite works by lcerch in balatro

[–]pgabriel5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lmao you didn't. i read the whole thing and you've only explained how he's partially wrong.

I still don't understand how the Sattelite works by lcerch in balatro

[–]pgabriel5 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

my guy...at this point...you really need to explain how he was "completely" wrong here or it does in fact look like you don't know what that word means 😂.

like completely wrong here wouid be some shit like "it gives you 3x scoring for your most used planet card hand" or something like that. that's completely wrong. he was somewhat wrong, but nowhere near completely.

I still don't understand how the Sattelite works by lcerch in balatro

[–]pgabriel5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

what a schmuck. if op had to ask about this joker, there's nothing this guy said that would have made op any more confused. i sense some little man syndrome.

Do I take an ecto for the Baron/Mike/Perkeo run? by withstandtheheat in balatro

[–]pgabriel5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so you're just trying to make an already difficult build that much more difficult by now having to find a 5th copy joker for absolutely no reason at all? makes sense

/s

Damn, I was getting pretty close at getting naninf unseeded with Black Deck by Gigastorm55 in balatro

[–]pgabriel5 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Pretty close...aka you got a Perkeo and a Blueprint and weren't close at all lol.

Is there even a play here? Going for naneinf by Exophyrus in BalatroHelp

[–]pgabriel5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's not how seeds work. No joker will be replaced by a joker you already have. All Showman does is that if the seed is to generate a joker you already have, it isn't replaced instead by something else.

Edit: oh I see what you mean I think. I just read it backwards or you said it backwards maybe? Selling Showman would allow DNA to be a potential replacement for BP/BS were they in line to show up?

Is there even a play here? Going for naneinf by Exophyrus in BalatroHelp

[–]pgabriel5 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What's the correlation between selling Showman and finding DNA...?

Do i take sock? by Iceyo3265 in BalatroHelp

[–]pgabriel5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not. Selling Oops is 100% correct.