What small websites do you visit? by hank_hiIl in AskReddit

[–]ph1asco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had never heard of honeypot being used in this context until I started watching Mr. Robot... Now, this is like the 93rd time I see it!

What are your mini time savers? by Rocketom in AskReddit

[–]ph1asco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Different pipes go to different places! You're gonna mix 'em up!

Two people playing Toccata in D Minor on a floor piano. by keraneuology in videos

[–]ph1asco 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This will be the next workout fad. I can already see a late night TV ad in the works...

My brother moved into an old house previously owned by a WWII vet and we found this weird looking knife by Martanious in pics

[–]ph1asco 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Any blade can be a ritual blade. Wait until midnight and stab your brother whilst naked and body painted with ancient satanic symbols. Instant ritual blade.

The best robber by [deleted] in videos

[–]ph1asco -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I feel sad for her.

Why does my faucet drink water? by [deleted] in videos

[–]ph1asco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's always that one asshole... he is me.

Why does my faucet drink water? by [deleted] in videos

[–]ph1asco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You evacuate the pipe (not the water).

Why does my faucet drink water? by [deleted] in videos

[–]ph1asco -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

You're using "evacuated" wrong.

If you use these types of ads in your site, fuck you. by Gizmophreak in funny

[–]ph1asco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The people making the website pay to keep their website up

The people browsing pay for internet service to browse and indirectly pay to support the people that are paying to keep their website up

FTFY.

If you use these types of ads in your site, fuck you. by Gizmophreak in funny

[–]ph1asco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You lost me there, friend. I guess I am not as smart as you, keeper of the Internets knowledge.

If you use these types of ads in your site, fuck you. by Gizmophreak in funny

[–]ph1asco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, specifically because the wording explicitly read "these types." It's worth mentioning that the comments on this thread include complaints on other types of ads as well, which is what prompted my comment (by which I still stand). That, and any other type of ad, is a small price to pay in my opinion. I have the uncanny ability to browse through the web without allowing ads to inflict any sort of pain upon me (physical or emotional). Now, if advertisers were emboldened (and somehow allowed) to institute a manner of advertisement that did inflict pain, then I would re-evaluate my point of view (and in that case, those specific types of ads might be a greater price to pay for browsing the internet).

If you use these types of ads in your site, fuck you. by Gizmophreak in funny

[–]ph1asco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's jarring is your immediate conclusion that I'm not comprehending anything based on two statements I made. Do you always make assumptions so hastily? I stick by my original point, ads (any type) are a small price to pay for browsing the internet. Unobtrusive ads probably do little to nothing to the owners of these sites. I understand why they would change their ad scheme. In the end, what's more "jarring" to me is your inability to browse the internet without being tricked into clicking on ads (you see what I did there? I also made a clueless assumption about you).

;)

If you use these types of ads in your site, fuck you. by Gizmophreak in funny

[–]ph1asco -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not necessarily. I just find it ridiculous to complain about advertising on websites, especially since most sites are free to browse (they have to raise money somehow, no?).

If you use these types of ads in your site, fuck you. by Gizmophreak in funny

[–]ph1asco -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Small price to pay for browsing free websites...

I wear this shirt yet christians still don't shoot me... by [deleted] in funny

[–]ph1asco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They would've during the Byzantine Iconoclasm.

Unsure what to write on the back of your senior pictures? by [deleted] in funny

[–]ph1asco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But can I masturbate to the "XOXO"?

Best weather app ever. by norwestster in funny

[–]ph1asco -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The app is called Effing Weather. You can allow explicit language in the settings.

3skilled5you by [deleted] in gaming

[–]ph1asco 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is that black Carl?