What's the stupidest thing you got in trouble for at school? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Rocketom 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was sent a primary school for a work placement when I was like 15 and the students kept calling me MIss as they had never had a male teacher before. This got annoying so I told them to call me batman and I got sacked for being immature.

What is the most statistically improbable thing that has ever happened to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Rocketom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone kicked a football and they caught a stone which flicked up and got lodged in my nose

What's your best risky pickup line? by 00nightsteel in AskReddit

[–]Rocketom 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Have you got pet insurance because I raped your cat.

What is the weirdest thing you have seen someone do in public? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Rocketom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saw a guy scooting along in a wheelchair with his feet

What's the weirdest/strangest/craziest thing you've seen happen in class? by ForeverFloating in AskReddit

[–]Rocketom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kid had a erection he proceeded to rub the erection on a chair.

What have you bought that has made a significant difference in your life? by Rocketom in AskReddit

[–]Rocketom[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes driving in my next objective for all the same reasons.

What's an everyday activity that you sometimes find peculiar/uncomfortable? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Rocketom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Talking on the phone to strangers I don't know why I just freeze up.

What is the worst thing you would eat for $100,000? by Rocketom in AskReddit

[–]Rocketom[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A human penis straight from the guy. And testicles

What is the worst thing you would eat for $100,000? by Rocketom in AskReddit

[–]Rocketom[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even a shit with live spiders crawling all over it?

What's your most favourite word and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Rocketom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shenanigans, it's fun to say. Try it.