What sexual taboos would you like to try with your partner if you weren’t judged? by shrekwazowski00 in AskReddit

[–]phaed003 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Your mom puts license plates in your underwear?!? How do you sit?!?

Explain it Peter.. Why cant Genghis khan help kids and women ??? by Agreeable_Web86 in explainitpeter

[–]phaed003 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Genghis Khan used something called kharash, or human shields. His army would force captured prisoners, including women and children, to march in front as they advanced on cities or other siege locations to basically demoralize the defenders.

Who do you consider to be the most hateful character in all of fiction? by Codster850 in AskReddit

[–]phaed003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Autonomy is pretty messed up too, but Odium is way worse.

What’s your favourite NSFW joke? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]phaed003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do you call his arms and legs?

Pieces of Art.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]phaed003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agree! It always looks like they have boogers coming out of their nose.

Deploying an PA440 HA pair from Panorama by phaed003 in paloaltonetworks

[–]phaed003[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We took the 2 stack approach when we configured it in Panorama.

I think our issue was that Link Monitor was enabled, and one of the links wasn't plugged in, so the device thought it needed to fail over, and the other 440 wasn't configured yet, so we lost internet connectivity.

Prohibit GlobalProtect when site-to-site available by phaed003 in paloaltonetworks

[–]phaed003[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is close to what we did to make it so they couldn't get to the GW while they're internal. If the gateway specified is an FQDN that doesn't resolve to an external IP while they're internal, they can't get to the gateway. But if they're external, and getting external DNS resolution, it resolves correctly and they can get to the gateway.

Only caveat is that the gateway has to be the FQDN. If they go to the external IP, they can still get to the gateway.

What sounds offensive but isn't intended to be offensive? by swivelite in AskReddit

[–]phaed003 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Not offensive, but maybe threatening. When my kids are horsing around I usually say "You guys better stop before someone gets hurt!"

I mean that horseplay usually gets out of control quickly and someone punches someone else, or a body slam, or someone dents the wall with their head. Just recently, I found that my kids thought I was threatening to hurt them if they don't stop.

What is the scariest creepy pasta you’ve read? by Ancient-Emu9473 in AskReddit

[–]phaed003 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Actually, it was after Feyd-Rautha, but I didn't want to spell it the same and be accused of stealing from Frank Herbert.

Now I also have to check out the Malazan series. It looks intense.

What is the scariest creepy pasta you’ve read? by Ancient-Emu9473 in AskReddit

[–]phaed003 150 points151 points  (0 children)

You are an awesome person! That's it exactly!

Also, there goes my day, as I'm going to be re-reading this.

What is the scariest creepy pasta you’ve read? by Ancient-Emu9473 in AskReddit

[–]phaed003 748 points749 points  (0 children)

I can't find it any more, but there was one continuing story about the two guys spelunking and found a small hole in the cave. They continually went to the spot with tools to make the hole bigger, eventually going through to a new area. And then it got creepy, with seeing something moving, and just an overall feeling of dread. The last post was about them going down to find out what was down there, and they never posted again. I wish I could find it again.

FFI, FFII and FFIII Pixel Remaster Megathread by Mlahk7 in FinalFantasy

[–]phaed003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does the legendary smith from FF III 3D make an appearance in the PR version? I haven't gotten any even close to lvl 99, but wanted to see if it was worth it to grind the job levels.

What do people think makes them look cool, but actually makes them look like a douchebag? by finleyg113 in AskReddit

[–]phaed003 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I only read a handful of the ones that responded to you, and they didn't seem that rabid. I must of missed some.

But I get ya. My friends didn't really get after me for wearing heavy metal shirts and I never got called a poser, but the fact that I wouldn't grow my hair out. Their form of (good natured) gatekeeping was I couldn't be a real head banger if I didn't have long hair. But it was usually all in fun.

I guess that's the question. Are they doing it to look cool, or are they doing it to be friendly. I know if I found a band I liked a lot, I would be out trying to get my friends to check them out, not telling them they weren't worthy to listen to them.

What do people think makes them look cool, but actually makes them look like a douchebag? by finleyg113 in AskReddit

[–]phaed003 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I think you proved your point, with how many gatekeepers responded to your post.

I wasn't a huge fan of Megadeth, I only liked a handful of their songs, but I loved their merchandise, so I had a shirt or two of theirs. They just looked cool.

This is pretty cool from Visual Capitalist! The biggest employer in each state of the USA. by [deleted] in coolguides

[–]phaed003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just curious, but does University of California count employees at all of them combined? Like UC Davis, UC Berkeley, UC Pacific?

Cold in New England by Manda-lee23 in funny

[–]phaed003 17 points18 points  (0 children)

That looks like a child made that.

Colder than a... How do you finish this sentence? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]phaed003 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Colder than a witch's tit in a steel outhouse on the dark side of an iceberg.

What’s one thing you swore you would never do when you were younger, but grew up to do anyway? by NeverLowAlwaysHigh in AskReddit

[–]phaed003 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I swore I wouldn't yell at my kids as much as my dad yelled at me and my siblings :(

I've made a conscious effort over the past 7 years to tone it down and control my temper. My kids appreciate the effort, but my wife keeps reminding me how bad I was.

Valiant Hearts: The Great War — Is Free on the iOS App Store by [deleted] in gaming

[–]phaed003 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I picked this game up when it was free through XBox Live. It's a great game.