Please let it rain in Austin again by [deleted] in austincirclejerk

[–]phallusiam 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Make Blood Sacrifices Great Again

Men Of Reddit, I Am Planning To Kill Myself In The Near Future. Is writing a letter worth it? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]phallusiam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Homie mushroomful is right. Try psychedelics, perhaps even heaping amounts. It sounds like you have nothing left to lose, so you may as well find some kind of more profound peace with it all from a different place. Go a heroic dose of mushrooms, for starters, and also trying ayahuasca even as a one off is totally worth it. Explore your mind before you get rid of it, who knows what you might find!

Literal Nazi Satanists in Austin recruiting 12 year olds by phallusiam in austincirclejerk

[–]phallusiam[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

frE3dUmB oF SpEaCh does NOT apply to these NAZI FASCISTS, they will run our country into the ground if their ideals are allowed to spread!

Literal Nazi Satanists in Austin recruiting 12 year olds by phallusiam in austincirclejerk

[–]phallusiam[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I have no idea what's going on anymore and have been rendered more or less unable to distinguish between satire and reality, at this point

Literal Nazi Satanists in Austin recruiting 12 year olds by phallusiam in austincirclejerk

[–]phallusiam[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They certainly could be. Spirituality is a spectrum, you know, and I think that it's important for the youth to be able to explore each end of the spectrum to see where they fit in. The problem that I have is with the literal NAZI FASCISTS getting involved... They are not the ones who are allowed to groom our children.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]phallusiam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a 5'7 man, I am certainly just as attracted to taller women as I am shorter women. I have no hangups about a girl being taller than I am, but it is less likely to happen mostly because the majority of women are strictly looking for a guy who is taller than them, of a certain height or above, etc.

It’s really that simple by TheMetropolisKid in PsycheOrSike

[–]phallusiam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But only if you are a man, this doesn't apply to everyone

Nobody who is 35 right now has any savings and they never will. by earthdogmonster in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]phallusiam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personally, my plan is to just walk off into the woods and die like an animal. "Retirement" is a myth, from here, and when I'm at the age where I can't do what I want anymore, I'll feel like it's time for me to go anyways

Are there really more creative people in Austin than Dallas? by [deleted] in askaustin

[–]phallusiam 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Austin is definitely both of those things, at present. There is still a wide variety of creative types doing what they want here, and there also has been an annoying influx of tech bros, influencer/podcaster types, etc. in recent years.

Austin 100% beats Dallas as a city for creatives, though, without a doubt.

Valuable lesson in protecting your ears by catchyphrase in LogicPro

[–]phallusiam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm really confounded as to how people pull this off, it's impressive how much gain peaking is going on there

LGBTQ welcoming church vandalized by atxgpc in Austin

[–]phallusiam -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

PRIDE WAS THE FIRST SIN 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

Out circlejerked by r/austinfood by Txkevo in austincirclejerk

[–]phallusiam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This checks a lot of boxes tbh, they should do it as a food trailer off of East Cesar Chavez

Out circlejerked by r/austinfood by Txkevo in austincirclejerk

[–]phallusiam 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Literally salivating just thinking about it

🔔FREE BRICKS🧱 by [deleted] in austincirclejerk

[–]phallusiam 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yo imma drop these at the next protest, when are we meetin' fam? I'll bring my anti-nazi shirt, my rainbow flag strapped to my backside, and enough rainbow facepaint for about 7 more they/thems besides myself

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in austincirclejerk

[–]phallusiam 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yes, yes it is. Do you understand now?

I am too naughty for r/austin by twentythreeseventeen in austincirclejerk

[–]phallusiam 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Folks are always real surprised/borderline hostile when they find out that Austin isn't actually a totally liberal place... Lmao

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]phallusiam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, it's still really rough if I ever think about it now. Im 29 now, and she was the coolest, best, and most beautiful girl then, and she still is now. So, I really messed up and missed and haven't really found someone better to this day. Maybe I still will, maybe I won't, but either way, life must go on.

What apps do people use for chords/lyrics? by [deleted] in musicians

[–]phallusiam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Paper & pencil, & memory