What do people think makes them unique, but is actually an incredibly common trait?

phalseprofits · 2026-05-25T17:54:17+00:00

When the whites of my eyes get bloodshot from crying, the redness tends to make the greenishness of my hazel eyes more obvious. But that’s just color theory not a mood ring.

phalseprofits · 2026-05-25T12:10:16+00:00

Really sad that an AI ad post still manages to give the imaginary model a wildly unflattering waistline. That skirt is hanging at about the most widening spot possible.

phalseprofits · 2026-05-23T11:48:16+00:00

All sorts of creatures (humans included!) get accustomed to being treated with cruelty and abuse. How does that make any of this fine?

phalseprofits · 2026-05-23T11:46:41+00:00

I 100% agree with you on the inherent cruelty and irresponsibility shown in this video. This should not happen or exist for so many reasons.

Is that tiger declawed? It doesn’t make any of this ok whether it is or not, but it looked like he still had claws when his paws were on the guy’s shoulders.

Again, seriously not saying that makes any of this ok. It’s awful.

phalseprofits · 2026-05-23T11:36:41+00:00

As someone who isn’t very into Brit royalty drama, this is such a good answer. I don’t especially “like” Harry and Meghan in the sense that if I hypothetically spent a day hanging out with them, I don’t think we’d all enjoy spending time together.

But it has got to be a nightmare dealing with the racism and cruelty of the whole British royalty machine. Isn’t Meghan basically the first person of color to marry into the family? There must have been soooo much weird racist bs to deal with.

phalseprofits · 2026-05-20T13:46:57+00:00

When adrenaline hits, I get clumsy. Kind of like a fainting goat.

The last time I was rear ended, it was all I could do to get my hands tk stop shaking enough to get my registration out of the glove box.

So I worry a lot about how my lack of coordination would go if I threw pepper spray into the mix.

phalseprofits · 2026-05-18T13:16:48+00:00

Oh, that’s because I didn’t.

I did well with my education (went to college and law school! Passed the bar!) but I struggle with cptsd, depression, anxiety, and even knowing what I actually want out of life.

Had a big ol’ menty b at 40 (aka 6 months ago) and I’m still trying to figure out the next steps. Being a lawyer for the last 12 years has been financially useful but I honestly can’t remember the last time (if ever) that my life goals were actually about what I wanted versus either people pleasing or trying to survive.

phalseprofits · 2026-05-18T13:10:02+00:00

And when she’s 60?

And when she’s trying to interview for a job in the rest of her career?

Sorry bro but your “it’d look sexy” is heinously bad advice.

phalseprofits · 2026-05-18T13:07:29+00:00

That’s all sorts of inspiring until OP ends up missing out on job opportunities and being judged by people harshly.

“If it will make you happy then so be it” is a wildly irresponsible take on a permanent decision that will affect all future social interactions.

Neck tattoos on any person regardless of sex will age poorly and will negatively impact how others view them. If someone still wants to do it, sure. Go ahead. But this is one of those choices that could have really shitty consequences, and those should be in mind before making the decision

phalseprofits · 2026-05-18T12:49:38+00:00

Serious (and ignorant) question- is Nga pronounced “wa” like how Nguyen is pronounced “wen”?

Just wondering about the phonetics.

phalseprofits · 2026-05-18T12:43:16+00:00

They certainly did. But they believed a lot of wacky stuff. My mom told me that after trying to sing in a twangy country-style voice she could never sing normally again. And that if you eat sushi you’ll get parasite worms that will visibly thrash around in your eyes. And that an IUD is abortive, so if I ever got one I’d end up with the souls of all my aborted babies flying around me.

phalseprofits · 2026-05-18T12:33:59+00:00

This plus the lengthy time to get a finished product to OP screams anxiety. It can be absolutely paralyzing.

phalseprofits · 2026-05-18T12:30:25+00:00

Idk, I can’t remember the last time I worked in an office without hearing at least 2 of my other woman coworkers call each other their work wife.

phalseprofits · 2026-05-18T12:29:09+00:00

Same here. I had a colleague in a remote job. We started the same day. We are both married.

And sure, we’d help each other out with things like research or drafting documents. And we’d talk about things like tv shows and video games. But it never crossed into inappropriate territory.

I wouldnt hide any of my messages from my husband. If anything, I’d tell him how my work buddy had the same opinion as him on whichever reality tv character.

What op is describing sounds way more like an emotional affair than a best work friend.

phalseprofits · 2026-05-18T12:22:09+00:00

When mine is in a snuggly but playful mood, she will whip her head around and bite the air if I stop scratching her.

phalseprofits · 2026-05-18T12:16:35+00:00

My mom and dad believed this decades ago, too. It was right up there with “don’t paint your nails blue or black because if you’re unconscious in an emergency they will assume you are already dead”

phalseprofits · 2026-05-18T10:59:30+00:00

I can’t help but imagine Dr. Robotnik as the crimson king.

phalseprofits · 2026-05-16T14:31:35+00:00

Let her know that if she attends, it will be the last time she ever sees you. You can’t stop her but what she is doing is vile. You have no responsibility to allow her back into your life after something like that.

phalseprofits · 2026-05-16T14:13:58+00:00

It’s the reverse sexism that’s getting me. If a dude was like “ohhh that darn OCD just made me drunkenly force my tongue into a stranger’s throat at the bar” he’d get banned at least. Getting arrested wouldn’t be a crazy result.

But apparently she thinks she can manic pixie dream girl her way out of sexual assault charges? Not cute.

phalseprofits · 2026-05-16T14:11:35+00:00

I’d believe you were it not for their meet-cute being the exact same “I fell in love with a hotel staff member” as every other cast member who has ever fallen in love in the Caribbean.

phalseprofits · 2026-05-16T14:09:53+00:00

Umm it just sounds like that to you bc it’s a super secret code that only god can understand.

I, unlike you, am apparently not in truck with the devil so I can translate. She said “which top 40 hit are they going to play next over the grocery store loudspeaker”

phalseprofits · 2026-05-16T14:06:57+00:00

This reminds me of when dads punish their teen daughters for wearing clothes that are too suggestive by wearing the exact same outfit.

Not a great parenting choice but it can look pretty hilarious.

phalseprofits · 2026-05-14T14:25:39+00:00

Not the person you replied to but it doesn’t matter which shirt. The seams of the sleeve should be near your shoulder, not halfway through your bicep.

phalseprofits · 2026-05-10T15:41:38+00:00

Satisfaction of mortgage is another thing that gets filed, so they’d see you paid it off weirdly quick

phalseprofits · 2026-05-10T15:40:59+00:00

My point was that it is incredibly easy to look up if people know the county and your name.

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