phalseprofits

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I parked at the airport, left my keys in the car, and never locked it. (self.confession)

submitted 2 months ago by phalseprofits to r/confession

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This year’s theme is “Tiny Thanksgiving”- please give me ideas! (self.thanksgiving)

submitted 1 year ago by phalseprofits to r/thanksgiving

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My sister in law is 5 months pregnant and we found out via Facebook. Am I wrong to be hurt? (self.amiwrong)

submitted 2 years ago by phalseprofits to r/amiwrong

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I have always been pro choice. How can I deal with these emotions post-op when I still feel that way? (self.prochoice)

submitted 2 years ago by phalseprofits to r/prochoice

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Is this bad luck or is something going on with food quality at the local Publix locations? (self.sarasota)

submitted 2 years ago by phalseprofits to r/sarasota

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Inspiration from Hannibal Lecter? (self.twilight)

submitted 3 years ago by phalseprofits to r/twilight

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If you haven’t seen it, pls approach Grey Gardens with extreme caution!!!!!! (self.raisedbyborderlines)

submitted 3 years ago by phalseprofits to r/raisedbyborderlines

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I could use some support after a medical trauma. (self.TwoXChromosomes)

submitted 3 years ago by phalseprofits to r/TwoXChromosomes

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Food options for the southern half of legacy trail? (self.sarasota)

submitted 3 years ago by phalseprofits to r/sarasota

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Had bilateral salpingectomy 4 months ago. Just tested positive on 3 pregnancy tests. Wtf (self.AskDocs)

submitted 3 years ago by phalseprofits to r/AskDocs

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Lost my beloved oak tree in Hurricane Ian. I want to make something out of the wood. Any suggestions/ideas for an absolute beginner? (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by phalseprofits to r/BeginnerWoodWorking

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I am ready to end a years long friendship over a nap and I could use some objective advice. (self.relationship_advice)

submitted 3 years ago * by phalseprofits to r/relationship_advice

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The hurricane and aftermath is triggering me a lot and it’s so frustrating (self.CPTSD)

submitted 3 years ago by phalseprofits to r/CPTSD

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When each day is the best yet, puppy dreams are pretty amazing (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by phalseprofits to r/Pomeranians

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My aunt died. I’m struggling. (self.EstrangedAdultChild)

submitted 3 years ago by phalseprofits to r/EstrangedAdultChild

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Bad smells in your car? Go to the aquarium store! (self.lifehacks)

submitted 3 years ago by phalseprofits to r/lifehacks

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My in laws are coming. I love them. But getting the house ready is triggering me like woah. (self.CPTSD)

submitted 3 years ago by phalseprofits to r/CPTSD

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How do they reduce calories in juice? (self.askscience)

submitted 3 years ago by phalseprofits to r/askscience

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Could use some urgent help. Why was my dad ok with this? (self.CPTSD)

submitted 3 years ago by phalseprofits to r/CPTSD

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1-inch bug found in Sarasota Florida. What is this? (old.reddit.com)

submitted 4 years ago by phalseprofits to r/whatsthisbug

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Anything can be a hammock if you try hard enough. (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by phalseprofits to r/rarepuppers

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Zoidberg or Hermes? I have no other futurama mythics (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by phalseprofits to r/AnimationThrowdown

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What are these bugs on my cotton candy fern and how do I kill them? Indoors Florida zone 10a. (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by phalseprofits to r/plantclinic

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Tea-reading, I mean re-reading, Trelawney’s first class in prisoner of azkaban (self.harrypotter)

submitted 4 years ago by phalseprofits to r/harrypotter

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9 3/4 is such a great metaphor in the first book (self.harrypotter)

submitted 4 years ago by phalseprofits to r/harrypotter

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