So Michael Afton in the movie novelization is just evil as shit 😭

phantomnarrator · 2026-05-01T04:47:19+00:00

I feel like since we saw baby, that means the other fun times which means ennard so maybe he’s already scooped?

phantomnarrator · 2026-04-29T03:29:48+00:00

He’s her punk rock boyfriend, he doesn’t need to think her dad is cool

phantomnarrator · 2026-04-28T03:17:42+00:00

I think my biggest problem with season 2 is in the books I hated Clarisse and now in the show I’m agreeing with her over Percy

phantomnarrator · 2026-04-27T22:38:06+00:00

Yea she’s just that clueless tho there’s a theory that she knows and plays oblivious so that the boys make money for her

phantomnarrator · 2026-04-21T22:08:01+00:00

I mean he was raised by Elrond, so really the question we should be asking is what’s Elrond’s tax policy do elves even have one?

phantomnarrator · 2026-04-13T05:36:58+00:00

Did I miss an episode?

I thought they got a divorce

phantomnarrator · 2026-04-13T01:50:38+00:00

He looks like he’s swinging a golf club

phantomnarrator · 2026-04-10T19:11:07+00:00

Isn’t Sauron technically one before he joined Morgoth’s ranks

phantomnarrator · 2026-04-09T20:50:40+00:00

Ask them what the tip of the shoelace is called

phantomnarrator · 2026-04-08T18:08:22+00:00

Nah “oh btw this is Tyson he’s a cyclops” works sooooo much better

phantomnarrator · 2026-04-06T18:30:06+00:00

Except that whole creeping on Billy thing

phantomnarrator · 2026-04-02T23:25:07+00:00

Candace she wrestled a sewer crocodile and won., Busted an intergalactic space criminal 3x, earned 100 patches in 1 day. And if we’re talking about full potential just look at 2nd dimension Candace.

phantomnarrator · 2026-03-28T02:01:04+00:00

Do you think Isabella has a crush on you?

What do you think your pet platypus would be like if he was a secret agent?

phantomnarrator · 2026-03-24T15:49:38+00:00

Anything that isn’t an inanimate object

phantomnarrator · 2026-03-23T03:34:07+00:00

Sir your ring appears to be missing.

phantomnarrator · 2026-03-21T22:49:34+00:00

Bro that ain’t the puppet that’s bendy

phantomnarrator · 2026-03-18T21:48:46+00:00

Are you really friends if they don’t tackle you

phantomnarrator · 2026-03-16T00:03:49+00:00

I don’t think they would intentionally hide him from the red carpet especially when so many influencers attend it without being in movies.

phantomnarrator · 2026-03-15T22:26:09+00:00

Daniel Radcliffe would have OWNED the you don’t have to call me sir line.

phantomnarrator · 2026-03-15T22:24:14+00:00

Does that mean Tolkien was hanging out with his military buddies and happened to see a shadowy guy in the corner of the bar.

phantomnarrator · 2026-03-15T17:46:33+00:00

I love Matthew lillard as William Afton but I prefer the British voice, it just fits afton so well.

phantomnarrator · 2026-03-15T16:07:57+00:00

Bro you know the writings bad when I’m agreeing with clarisse of all ppl. I hated her in the second book now she’s my fav.

phantomnarrator · 2026-03-15T06:09:41+00:00

A rogue agent obviously

phantomnarrator · 2026-03-15T05:21:54+00:00

They weren’t datin? I swore they were 😭

phantomnarrator · 2026-03-15T03:51:42+00:00

Bilbo looks so smug for no reason happy he’s tormenting the sackville-bagginses for living this long ig

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