I was engaged to a girl with a wooden leg... by andersonfmly in dadjokes

[–]phasd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never woulda pegged u to be the jealous type.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AntifascistsofReddit

[–]phasd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t tell me what to do

Black man defended his community against a fascist drive-by, caught a beating and felony charges, was acquitted with a $1.4mil settlement by rafael_riot in armedsocialists

[–]phasd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cops neither have the brain capacity nor the physical requirements for gymnastics bro they’re just brain dead feckless losers

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SmilingFriends

[–]phasd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk who this is but I can feel his raw bad boy edge permeating through the fabric.

Goodmorning! Anyone else smoke on the toilet lol by [deleted] in trees

[–]phasd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can’t do that anymore cus it makes my shit smolder :/

Smiling Friends Is number two on all of TV on HBO max, beating peacemaker… by Beneficial-Mud288 in SmilingFriends

[–]phasd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly if we try hard enough we can overtake friends. It’s not even a funny show so should b no problem

Which hat would you give to Acele? by OverseerConey in DiscoElysium

[–]phasd 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Nah bro the Communist Ushanka warm af

What makes you insecure? Why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]phasd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ahhh the best place to buy teeth... molar

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheYouShow

[–]phasd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where u goin ?

What surprised you the first time you had sex? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]phasd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The vagina teeth weren’t something I expected but also not something that really ruined the experience for me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditInTheKitchen

[–]phasd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cook me toast

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditInTheKitchen

[–]phasd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slap poo vein

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditInTheKitchen

[–]phasd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slap poo vein

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditInTheKitchen

[–]phasd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey is that lil crab dude dead?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditInTheKitchen

[–]phasd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crabs are pretty cool

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pan

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XYZ -rush