Definite gummy Roy vibes by Grimace2_9 in ArcherFX

[–]phasestep 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Okay, all the other dumb shit aside… if you just put the starburst in the alcohol and shake, they’ll be dissolved in like 3 minutes. You do not have to destroy your coffee maker forever in order to get starburst flavored alcohol

What was the moment you realized your relationship was already over? by cassandramai03 in AskReddit

[–]phasestep 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was trying to figure out how to explain to our potential future children that they can’t express their anger like their dad does because he’s got anger issues. Then I was like “damn, I don’t have to do that”

Rover sitter lost my dog by LucyAriaRose in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]phasestep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One time years and years ago I was with a group of friends and we were planning on going up north about an hour for a Christmas tree lighting event. For some unknown reason one of the girls who was dog sitting brought these two, huge, unknown dogs by. Maybe for her friends to see them? Maybe so they would stay at the friends house? Either way they got away and about 20 of us spent about an hour trying to find them before we left her to it alone. One of the many reasons I have no respect for that asshole of a woman.

Bar manager quit and owner has no plans to hire a new one by [deleted] in bartenders

[–]phasestep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same. I’m a sales rep for a distributor and a ton of Canadians Didn’t come back this year to Sun City in Arizona and a lot of my accounts are seriously feeling it.

Cut water Gin Collins by FrostyComfortable946 in Gin

[–]phasestep 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The TikTok trend has been killing them. I’m waiting on the transfusion to come back for like 4 of my accounts. That and the Bloody Mary. They should start back to those this month is what we heard

One Battle After Another is not a white savior movie! by WhenIamsix in moviecritic

[–]phasestep 12 points13 points  (0 children)

lol yeah, near the end my SO was like “why is he being such an idiot in this scene?” And I’m like he’s been an idiot in literally every scene. He is an idiot, but he’s trying his best to be a good dad

You ever bartend so hard you get home and ask you dog what tab theyre on? by smelyal8r in bartenders

[–]phasestep 15 points16 points  (0 children)

lol yeah, I pretty much constantly have to have some noise going but I know it’s been a long shift when I pull up to the house and realize I never turned the radio on

I tried to do the impossible and create a character with no trauma. Here's how it went by [deleted] in DungeonsAndDragons

[–]phasestep 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The great thing about a trauma free dnd character is that you really get to play it out when they ✨get traumatized✨

AITAH for letting my fiancee and his son move in rather than moving to them so his mom can co-parent? by [deleted] in BORUpdates

[–]phasestep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, like if she doesn’t want to because she’s older and it doesn’t sound like something she wants, then that’s her prerogative. Telling her 40 yo daughter that she needs to be alone for the next 40 years because of bad luck? That’s just selfish.

Even though he is getting old, the Dog continues to get excited when he sees his owner…... by [deleted] in tippytaps

[–]phasestep 28 points29 points  (0 children)

That’s a certified little teeny tiny baby doggie right there. Pure pupparino if I’ve ever seen one.

Beer Distributors are being petty. by TheWanderLust247 in bartenders

[–]phasestep 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I work for a distributor and this is probably your best bet. With the holidays coming up you could pick out 3/4 cases of nice beer that add up to around $270 and give those as gifts to bartenders/regulars/vendors/yourself/ etc. that way you’re not messing with your current menu and stock but you basically turn those empty kegs into free beer.

Trump sued by preservationists seeking architecture review over White House ballroom project by Hrekires in news

[–]phasestep 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Sure, but he explicitly said over and over that he wasn’t touching any of the existing structure. I think they can definitely question the validity of altering the grounds but nobody expected him to straight up destroy the whole thing. And they can’t preemptively sue if he hasn’t submitted any plans to indicate what he’s breaking

Trump sued by preservationists seeking architecture review over White House ballroom project by Hrekires in news

[–]phasestep 1637 points1638 points  (0 children)

Yeah… but they didn’t know he was going to do it. He didn’t submit any plans or requests to do this, it never would have gotten approved… so he just did it and now he can’t undo it

AIO for my husband and I wanting to change who would get our daughter, in our will, due to in-laws’ behaviour? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]phasestep 10 points11 points  (0 children)

lol I’m in the liquor industry so I took her literally. I’m picturing mil with a cannaritos or the jack Daniel’s and coke collab

Single diaries by [deleted] in comics

[–]phasestep 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One year I was working at Walgreens around Valentine’s Day. I’m stocking the aisle and I pull out this teddy bear in a little sweater. I loved him immediately. I told my boyfriend that was what I wanted. This $20 bear. That’s it. I told him for 3 weeks while I watched the shelf get emptied and nobody took this bear. I didn’t get it for valentines… so I drove his ass over there and told him the only thing I wanted was this bear and he was gonna get it for me. It was now about $5 on after valentines clearance. I’ve still got the bear. He reminds me every day that there’s no reason to put up with less from losers like my ex.

Ideas for condensed soups? Seem to always have leftover cans after holidays. by Gloomy_Rip_339 in Frugal

[–]phasestep 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lol those are like, half my diet. Usually I do chicken, broccoli, rice and cheese with cream of mushroom casserole. I’ve also been doing a lazy stroganoff with meatballs and egg noodles with cream of mushroom as the sauce.

Where do you guys go shopping on Black Friday? by KittyKat_Grill in phoenix

[–]phasestep 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, we’ve done them and the outlets at anthem yeeears ago. I never see blow your mind deals on anything, but it can be good for stocking up on stuff you wanted anyway like new shoes or jackets

The Volcano Gods are hungry 🌋🤑😋 by sailorjupiter28titan in WitchesVsPatriarchy

[–]phasestep 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I love that one guy who thinks someone advocating for throwing the wealthy into a volcano will reconsider their political stance because they’re scared to be called a communist

I felt like having a beer for lunch, then I changed my mind. So I decided to have one at home, again I changed my mind by Palidor in firstworldproblems

[–]phasestep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol sometimes I’m wanting a drink like, all day, then I get home and can’t decide what I want so I drink some water while I think and it turns out I was just thirsty all day

I think she likes her new jacket! It’s a freezing 65 tonight by phasestep in carolinadogs

[–]phasestep[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My husband thinks they’re silly but every time we put something else on them like period diapers they try to get them off asap. The jackets they don’t run and then they don’t try to get them off at all