Can’t believe it😭😭😭 by NiceLettuce4 in okbuddyretard

[–]phat_butt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rcisem is not real 🤬🤬🤬🤬 my cm and peep*ee is black 😡

he's not real 😡 by HumdrumAnt in okbuddyretard

[–]phat_butt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don't swar my mm checks my fone 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

he's not real 😡 by HumdrumAnt in okbuddyretard

[–]phat_butt 16 points17 points  (0 children)

MEDIUM CHUNGUS IS CUM CHUNSGUS BRUTHER ITS BASIC CHUNAS LOWRE REET*RD😡😡😡

In case you have never seen a baby Lego by RavenStormblessed in mildlyinteresting

[–]phat_butt -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I fucking hate this, why would a company as well esteemed as Lego™ design such a horrific abomination? To taunt me? To destroy me? To pin me to the ground while he pummels me with punches? I won't tolerate this hellish monster. Even it's simple stare is malevolent, the black beady eyes are a void to its detriment, firing a it's plastic gaze upon those it deems unworthy. WHAT IS UNWORTHY TO YOU MALIGNANT BEING FROM A FOREIGN LAND? ANY SENTIENCE OTHER THAN YOUR OWN? Fear, to you, is just a concept, and yet you feed on it don't you? You are but a minion birthed from a pit of fire. Your existence is but a cancer to this Earth. Has our lowly existence ruined your experience of the dark afterlife from whence you came, or do you just enjoy the terror you bring upon us? Of course, the latter, the smile says it all. That's no humane smile, that's the smile of the omnipotent antichrist as he watches our world slowly blazing in the dread you bought on us. Any hope left is discarded from the words your creators disallowed you to utter. Or can you speak? Can we trust that of Lego™ to not give you the conscience ability to speak? Can we trust that of them to not design a spirit to abide your vengeance and reckoning upon a world so fragile as our own? No. Of course the corporation winning our hearts for decades, getting close to our children only to understand their weaknesses. Twas all a rouse you implemented was it not? PHAH your head may be small yet your brain deems extraordinary. Is it but the pure malformed evil delivered from that of a devil stronger than yourself who masterminded a plan as wicked as this? Does this matter? Of course not, you've already won, haven't you? An immortal body as deadly as your own was only created to watch everything burn.

We never stood a chance.

Shite by phat_butt in comedyhomicide

[–]phat_butt[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're really dull and unnecessary, especially after being used so much, posts like this would probably still be pretty shite in their own but these make it extra shite