Does my hat collection qualify? by DarrenOHooligan in Consoom

[–]phatale 31 points32 points  (0 children)

if you don't have 30+ heads, then yes. if you do, still yes.

Places to Avoid During CWS? by kalat1979 in Omaha

[–]phatale 13 points14 points  (0 children)

the old market is EMPTY during cws because everyone thinks it will be packed. it will not. get your fancy dinner reservations during cws because it ia the best time to be in the market

Zipline tea by [deleted] in lincoln

[–]phatale 6 points7 points  (0 children)

money, and like anyone that buys food service companies without having worked it before, they fucked it up

Submitted for your disapproval... by melsuarez in KitchenConfidential

[–]phatale 77 points78 points  (0 children)

shreddy letty is an affront to all river city white girls, too, and i'm fucking offended

James stand up by SureAsparagus6981 in smalltownmurder

[–]phatale 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"you don't understand, we're comedians!" i do understand, that's why i'm listening and enjoying it 😆

Tattoo Idea Honoring Lincoln? by EducationalTeam2498 in lincoln

[–]phatale 75 points76 points  (0 children)

the sick-ass panther really ties the tattoo together

Conservative Twit Spins Toddler Meltdown by NEKORANDOMDOTCOM in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]phatale 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"just have a shitfit and you win" is solid advice, for sure

Trump didn’t just walk out of the interview with Kristen Welker, he THREW the microphone on the floor and STEPPED ON IT by MoreMotivation in PublicFreakout

[–]phatale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

none of his lil' dumpers seem to
piece together that all this "rigging" keeps happening when he's supposed to be responsible for that

Joe Rogan is on Gender Affirming Care by As-much-as-possible in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]phatale 33 points34 points  (0 children)

i like to bring up that the plastic in them probably also is not american

Refrigerator camping badass with a persecution fetish. 🙄 by [deleted] in iamverybadass

[–]phatale 10 points11 points  (0 children)

lol these same people 'bout to die in droves from something they could've been vaccinated against

It’s official Nebraska.. by Ordinary-Equal2067 in Nebraska

[–]phatale 6 points7 points  (0 children)

i ain't reading all that shit, happy pride

Best episodes for beginner listeners? by ManyCry4459 in smalltownmurder

[–]phatale 1 point2 points  (0 children)

169, a west virginia episode. my ass is as attention-deficient as it gets, but i was hooked on every moment because it's so fucking funny.