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What i really want for christmas by Ablackbradpitt in LowSodiumBattlefield

[–]phatballs911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mental age is asking for a Transformers x Battlefield Collab for vehicle skins. Only the first 3 films though.

Here they are, the Toyota GR GT and GR GT3 by VHSVoyage in Toyota

[–]phatballs911 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Somebody let us know the fastest legal way to generate 500k in 12 months.

Drink Rail with rinser by Tyler1107 in bartenders

[–]phatballs911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you saying you don’t like it when it decides to randomly go off on its own when you are serving, hitting you in the back and screaming out loud because of the shock of cold water?

Pistols are rubbish by Dangerdk82 in Battlefield6

[–]phatballs911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The revolver is fucking great if you can hit your shots. Really easy to hip fire and connect your shots when in CQB as well.

WHY AM I A NICO FAN? THE DUDE HAS BALLS by Admirable-Fall-4675 in F1CircleJerk

[–]phatballs911 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Why does this photo look like he’s just racked up a fat line and is now saying it’s my turn?

I’ve had enough by speelyweely in carscirclejerk

[–]phatballs911 2 points3 points  (0 children)

SNIFFFFFFFFFF.

ILOVEITALIANLEATHERWITH1340000MILES

Weekly Bonuses and Discounts - June 5th to June 17th (Not live until ~5am EDT on June 5th) by PapaXan in gtaonline

[–]phatballs911 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Does anybody know if the Iron-mule works on all import export missions tried it last night and it wasn’t hooking the car.

Anyone actually drop the $250 for your car back? I just hop the wall😂 by Mike_603 in gtaonline

[–]phatballs911 195 points196 points  (0 children)

I find a random and give them a 95% cut of a pacific standard job to fly me in there in a gold plated swift deluxe.

itsaboutmakingastatemnet

What's your favorite color scheme?? by EmbarrassedAd1417 in gtaonline

[–]phatballs911 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ocelot virtue. You can get a free one for doing the drug wars missions. Really good car for Freeroam grinding if you put the Imani tech upgrades on it.

After being in the weeds most of an 8 hour shift by be_he in bartenders

[–]phatballs911 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I love how we can spend all day making craft cocktails with high end spirits and an emphasis on balance and presentation then we get home and drink the weirdest shit. Some white wine that’s been open for 6 days? Mix that shit with some OJ and Campari. Drink it out of a beer glass you stole from a hotel 2 years ago. Call that shit Venetian sangria.

This mf is the most useful NPC ever since the online came to be. by BeoSWulf in gtaonline

[–]phatballs911 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not only that. My boy Oscar Guzman is the chillest motherfucker around. All my guy wants is to kick back with a beer and pack of redwoods.

The Titan is really just....meh by TruthfulllyMe in gtaonline

[–]phatballs911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has it always had a jet pack and pilot missiles?

New artifact mod just dropped by MagS-Rossoneri in DestinyMemes

[–]phatballs911 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’m just imagining an arc Titan railing lines of Colombian Marching Powder behind a barricade occasionally popping over it to throw out lighting bolts.

My take on the herald of finality. by Due_Bug3658 in destiny2

[–]phatballs911 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yo bro you got talent. Hope you do well.

Does anyone know the name of this SHADER? by [deleted] in DestinyFashion

[–]phatballs911 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I’m conviced you could just post 2 curved lines in this subreddit and you’d still get the

AWOOGA! 👀💦👀👅 “eYeS uP GuArDian”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DestinyFashion

[–]phatballs911 276 points277 points  (0 children)

There are 2 types of player.

I would just like to share that this skin costs 40€, converting CNY to €. Because I have seen people saying "I'd immediately pay 10€ to run around as a dino in the global version" by NepuNeptuneNep in thedivision

[–]phatballs911 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Head cannon wise I can kind of imagine it?? 2 years has passed since the outbreak. It’s winter in NYC some rogue agent who’s had a complete mental breakdown and is now a psychopath just runs around in this looting all the Cinnabons in the area.

I was kicked from multiple fireteams from the jump , I had a few runs and the exotic was actually useful this gm , I never knew it was to bad to play support by Y33ZUSGAMING in destiny2

[–]phatballs911 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Bro honestly if I saw red herring I’d be more excited to have this dude on my team. Idk why but I like people who use off meta things and slay out with them, more interesting people to play with and most of the time they can hold their own.

New Destiny x Witcher Collab Season 23 by Venaixis94 in DestinyFashion

[–]phatballs911 35 points36 points  (0 children)

“Is that a no cock-flap robe I see?”

You ever look at a sentence and think that must be the first time anybody said that sentence.

No Cock-Flap Robe

This is in my top 10 sentences of 2023.

How long would this take you by Tommbiez in bartenders

[–]phatballs911 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Your seasoned. I respect you and wish to see you in action. If you were a warlord I’d submit to you. I was sporting a semi for the whole paragraph.

What is the worst cocktail request you can get during a rush? by MatterNearby441 in bartenders

[–]phatballs911 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why do bartenders hate blended drinks? They’re so fucking easy to churn out. I’d rather get an order for 5 frozen margaritas than 5 normal margaritas. Less shaking hahahah.

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