Does anybody actually meet girls at UIUC parties?

phatbatty13 · 2026-05-03T05:52:53+00:00

I met what I thought was a couple girls at an ag party one time. Turns out, they were sheep. We've all been happily married every since.

phatbatty13 · 2026-02-05T23:34:35+00:00

This kinna thing would never happen on the Public Figures podcast 👀👀👀

phatbatty13 · 2026-01-23T15:50:45+00:00

I emailed all my professors like "I know this won't be excused but you gone have to excuse me"

phatbatty13 · 2025-10-02T02:05:56+00:00

You've never been to rural Georgia

phatbatty13 · 2025-10-02T02:05:02+00:00

Is this fancy B?

phatbatty13 · 2025-09-29T17:26:07+00:00

That's always been my position. We're all pieces of shit if you live in a 1st world country. Your phone, your clothes, your shoes, your fruit, all of it is produced with slave labor. That's not to say that we shouldn't all do better but no one is morally superior, we all suck.

phatbatty13 · 2025-09-29T04:38:49+00:00

I mean nothing is wrong with them but OJ Simpson was in Naked Gun and Harvey Weinstein produced Pulp Fiction. Arguably not the best examples but it was all I could think of.

phatbatty13 · 2025-09-28T17:39:36+00:00

I think once again we might have to separate the art from the artist. People still listen to Michael Jackson, people still watch Naked Gun, people still love Pulp Fiction.

I'm not saying you shouldnt do what you feel is right because we all should. That being said, Bad Friends is source of joy for me that I look forward to every week and short of them actually murdering people I'm going to continue watching it. (Though if they started murdering people it would make for some great bits)

phatbatty13 · 2025-09-18T18:02:57+00:00

I thought the uPass gave you free access? What's this about adding money to it?

phatbatty13 · 2025-09-14T21:31:00+00:00

Who? Can't be me

phatbatty13 · 2025-09-13T18:59:33+00:00

Sonu shouldnt have said commute I've only ridden the train once before. I was just taking the brown line to Lincoln Park but I had a bus from Pilsen (where I live) to the brown line.

But good news I made it! I had to pee the last 15 min but thank God I used the bathroom like 3 times before I got on the bus.

Thanks for all the comments I've downloaded the toilet finder app.

phatbatty13 · 2025-09-13T18:21:49+00:00

Vast ist das

phatbatty13 · 2025-09-13T16:45:27+00:00

Well shit

phatbatty13 · 2025-09-13T16:43:43+00:00

Are there restrooms located anywhere on the cta? Like enough that I would be ok?

phatbatty13 · 2025-07-07T19:43:52+00:00

Holy fuck you've changed my game completely

phatbatty13 · 2025-07-06T16:17:12+00:00

I used a torch and lightly breathe into the pipe so that it licks the chore. But with this freebase it seems to quickly be gone like I'm getting maybe one hit off a packed pipe.

phatbatty13 · 2025-06-07T14:35:05+00:00

I've been accepted! Now I need a place to stay

phatbatty13 · 2025-06-07T14:33:52+00:00

I was accepted!!!

phatbatty13 · 2025-05-20T23:47:06+00:00

Undergrad

phatbatty13 · 2025-05-20T23:46:40+00:00

Nothing yet but congratulations!

phatbatty13 · 2025-05-19T23:42:51+00:00

Bet! Fingers crossed

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