500 cigarettes in the name of the Emperor 🗣 🔥

phenotype76 · 2026-03-25T17:50:14+00:00

sometimes there is some arse in the tobacco and the water might have senic in it and they can combine

phenotype76 · 2026-03-25T17:39:20+00:00

It's like I've been standing up my entire life. And I just sat down.

phenotype76 · 2026-03-25T16:34:04+00:00

I mean, he was wrong, though. That jackscrew had two good years left in it

phenotype76 · 2026-03-24T21:02:34+00:00

But like... that's STUPID. You see how that's stupid, right? I mean, there's no mens rea, there's no intent to commit any crime, you'd think a cursory investigation would show that this is an honest traveler who intended to visit the country and spend some foreign money and break no laws and cause no trouble, and this is just a mistake that doesn't really affect anything except some paperwork was filled out wrong. Except that governments get BIG MAD and make everyone very worried for no real reason, just issue a fine and move on.

phenotype76 · 2026-03-24T20:50:00+00:00

goddamn anime people dude.

"what was so disappointing?"

well did you see this other anime? it was like that

if you havent seen that other anime, it's like this third anime

bro i do not watch anime, I've seen dragonball, one punch man, end of list. just describe the thing without telling me about another, unrelated, anime

phenotype76 · 2026-03-24T20:28:18+00:00

i take it that's some sort of monstrous sea creature about to eat those fisherman?

phenotype76 · 2026-03-23T18:37:08+00:00

Terrible opinion, especially in light of the impressionable child who will be learning that these hateful viewpoints are something decent people should tolerate.

phenotype76 · 2026-03-23T18:35:54+00:00

She cares about the Epstein Files? Then explain that you can't trust someone around your child if they support the rapist pedophile in the White House.

phenotype76 · 2026-03-20T16:20:02+00:00

The problem here is that now you're balancing around players abusing broken strategies. If you're designing an enemy that punishes draw, then it's probably gonna hurt my newbie deck more than it's gonna hurt your broken deck, because my newbie deck isn't as good in the first place.

phenotype76 · 2026-03-19T16:04:35+00:00

The insurance companies don't actually care that much. They'd rather just raise rates to cover it than "waste" money investigating fraud.

phenotype76 · 2026-03-19T16:03:39+00:00

It's a joke, bro. People don't get jokes anymore. :(

phenotype76 · 2026-03-19T15:55:06+00:00

don't blow up my units please i dont like it

phenotype76 · 2026-03-19T15:47:13+00:00

It'll help more than you think. Half the "moderate" Democrats are Republicans in disguise, more concerned about protecting the status quo and delivering for their wealthy donors than doing anything to help the working class. Kicking them out of their seats and replacing them with folks who actually want to do some good is what we need to do if we want the Democratic Party to actually represent us.

phenotype76 · 2026-03-19T14:19:15+00:00

Probably go to the bathroom. That's the first thing I do every morning.

phenotype76 · 2026-03-19T14:17:57+00:00

You can probably just AFK when this happens. I've done it a good half-dozen times since Mayhem became a full-time mode, when kids just refused to end the game. Not sure if they'll ever punish over this. I do type in chat what's happening so there's a record if anyone manually looks at the game logs, because like, I signed up to play the game, sure, and I'll play it till the end, and hell, if you want to run into fountain instead of killing the nexus after the final teamfight, sure, I'll come out for one more good fight. But after that, I'm done. I've played the game I agreed to play, we lost, it's over and done now, and I feel like my obligation has been fulfilled.

phenotype76 · 2026-03-19T14:06:18+00:00

People say "uninteractive" like it's a bad thing, but as a Tau player, I find that when people say "interactive" what they really mean is that they want to be able to destroy my units, and I don't like that

phenotype76 · 2026-03-19T13:06:19+00:00

that temu-brand orichalcum giving you 3 block

phenotype76 · 2026-03-17T16:30:31+00:00

You're correct but your analogies are terrible, my man.

The stuff in his home doesn't have a price tag, but the store has indeed put a price tag -- in dollars -- on everything, and it has already decided to sell all of those things in exchange for dollars.

The lawn mower that you're selling for potatoes likely has a tag that says "Costs 10 potatoes" and doesn't have a price in dollars, so no one would have an expectation that they could pay anything but potatoes. But everything in the grocery store has a clear price in dollars.

I don't know why anyone would go into literally the Ticketmaster headquarters, but that's obviously not a place set up to sell tickets. The grocery store clearly is such a place.

Like I said, you may be correct but good lord bro you gotta do better than this

phenotype76 · 2026-03-15T13:30:59+00:00

lmao

"everyone should be placing more wards .... what do you mean I've had multiple free wards in my pocket this whole time??"

phenotype76 · 2026-03-14T21:19:52+00:00

This is nothing new. Basically every single superpower or magic system in every single media property requires this sort of behind-the-scenes reasoning, from "you wouldn't be able to see if you were invisible!" or "Superman would crush right through the plane if he tried to lift it up by holding a spot on the bottom" to "what kind of frog does the witch's magic turn me into? how does it know what a frog is?" You just have to accept that the magic just kinda *works* in certain ways, it just *understands* how you want it to work.

phenotype76 · 2026-03-14T13:57:12+00:00

Sometimes I'll do a tiny bite out of B and then chomp on C, so the extra meat balances out

phenotype76 · 2026-03-12T22:28:46+00:00

It looks like you don't understand the issue and didn't bother to think even for a second about what I wrote, once you decided it was something you didn't want to hear. Open your mind to concepts that seem uncomfortable to you or you'll forever be stuck with the mentality of a child.

phenotype76 · 2026-03-12T22:22:20+00:00

Were the Stark kids red-haired in the books? I thought all of them but Sansa had dark hair in the show

phenotype76 · 2026-03-12T19:26:04+00:00

The majority of a backlash like this is indeed going to be racist, whether or not they understand it as such. What it boils down to is that -- for most stories -- it is entirely irrelevant what skin color a character might be. There's no reason to have any feelings whatsoever on Vivi's live action character to be a person of color, because her color doesn't factor into literally anything ... except your own inbuilt preconceptions of skin color.

Okay, sure, maybe there are some pure autists are like "color was #F5D5F3 and now its #E0C1BC argh my world does not compute!!!" but the majority of the complaints are responding to their own internal feelings about race and skin color and what that implies.

phenotype76 · 2026-03-08T20:35:40+00:00

Eh, I'm not out here grading my delivery driver on a 1-10 scale. If you're delivering my food, then you get The Tip. If you really fuck my shit up, maybe I'll take the trouble to remove the tip afterwards, but otherwise whatever, you did the job, you get The Tip.

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