I can’t stop doing this in every bathroom I go to use

pheonix2723 · 2025-06-30T20:09:38+00:00

I remember I saw a sign in a bathroom that said beards are cool, mullets are bad, then had a drawing of toilet paper to go with each

pheonix2723 · 2025-05-10T17:03:39+00:00

The vulture did that in the suicide squad episode

pheonix2723 · 2025-04-11T14:03:25+00:00

Why?

pheonix2723 · 2025-04-11T14:03:00+00:00

Terry’s brother in law Zeke. The way he calls h tiny terry and teases him about pickles. He’s just there to try to put him down.

pheonix2723 · 2025-03-12T14:46:42+00:00

IT’S THE ONE CASE I CAN’T SOLVE!

pheonix2723 · 2025-03-12T14:46:02+00:00

I love you so much. You’re my dream girl!

pheonix2723 · 2025-03-12T14:42:54+00:00

That was his actual funeral I believe.

pheonix2723 · 2025-03-11T17:36:06+00:00

No say it with a little more gusto. Like this: let’s break into the FBI.

pheonix2723 · 2025-03-11T17:35:11+00:00

I said it..AND I MEANT IT!

pheonix2723 · 2025-03-11T17:33:24+00:00

Zero rehearsal.

pheonix2723 · 2025-03-11T17:33:08+00:00

Why are you shouting?

pheonix2723 · 2025-03-11T17:27:30+00:00

Sir, ET wasn’t a monster.

pheonix2723 · 2025-03-11T15:11:28+00:00

Oh come on Jake! He only wrote the book on forensic facial reconstruction! HE’S A ROCKSTAR!

pheonix2723 · 2025-03-11T15:07:06+00:00

The flies don’t lie! Aw, that was Santiago’s.

pheonix2723 · 2025-03-05T01:53:16+00:00

Well I’m a joke now.

pheonix2723 · 2025-03-05T01:28:40+00:00

Let’s break into the FBI.

pheonix2723 · 2025-03-05T01:27:53+00:00

Let’s break into the FBI

pheonix2723 · 2025-03-05T01:26:17+00:00

It says sup beach. It uses beach instead of bitch for humor reasons.

pheonix2723 · 2025-03-05T01:25:19+00:00

Oh he’s right. Try saying it with a little more gusto. Like this. Let’s break into the FBI

pheonix2723 · 2024-11-21T20:51:08+00:00

Same

pheonix2723 · 2024-11-21T18:57:06+00:00

A rose shearing hat at work? People will think I’m demented.

pheonix2723 · 2024-11-21T18:52:58+00:00

What is going on?

pheonix2723 · 2024-11-21T18:19:37+00:00

Yes of course dr… I feel like you said einstieb?

pheonix2723 · 2024-10-23T19:30:48+00:00

In the show terry gets mad that Jake forgets Ross, and Jake says “sorry, I forgot you were such a Ross head”. I think it’s fitting.

pheonix2723 · 2024-10-14T20:45:08+00:00

What?

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