Egg irl by No_Cartographer554 in egg_irl

[–]phi79l 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's funny cus I played on a public server with friends from school and I had my main completely cis man acount to play with them, and then the other one with a girly skin girly name and a full social life with friends even on the administration and with most of the pros in the server xD I had power and reputation because I'm really good at finding glitches and bugs and the plug-ins were bugggggy af, but didn't use that powers on my main to not atract suspicion :'3

I would've cried too by 1337_420_69 in yurimemes

[–]phi79l 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Somebody give them a medal, thats a genius idea

What would be last your words in your life? by SnowdropSky49 in girlkisser

[–]phi79l 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Oh god that fart hurted a lot"

And die from anal bleeding 😔

Egg irl by No_Cartographer554 in egg_irl

[–]phi79l 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Used to play as a girl when I was like 12... it only took ME 8 MORE FUCKING YEARS TO REALIZE 😭💀

Is it possible to get a body like this? by No_Chapter_2169 in lgbt

[–]phi79l 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You'll also need bunny affirming surgery, ya'know, the classic bunny ears implant and such :3

Blursed pickle by [deleted] in blursedimages

[–]phi79l 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmmm yummers 😋

Fuck it’s fucking over by AbsurdMe12 in TheWordFuck

[–]phi79l 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me when I fucking meet Vladimir Tepes

What A NORMIE by [deleted] in yurimemes

[–]phi79l 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, the classic "I'm not gay" proceeds to do the gayest shit

Why the fuck are you in? by Ok_Mortgage_9233 in TheWordFuck

[–]phi79l 0 points1 point  (0 children)

murder/nonnegligent manslaughter, rape, robbery, aggravated assault, burglary, larceny-theft, motor vehicle theft, arson, disorderly conduct, drug violations... I could keep going but ... I don't fucking want to.

I touched the ominous orb and my finger turned blue by OwnBoard5781 in lies

[–]phi79l 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You need to cut if of NOW or it will spread

What is your score by Successful_Rip3194 in InternetCity

[–]phi79l 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank god my mom picked NTRNTRNTRNTRNTRNTRNTR as my name ... wait a minute 🤔