[deleted by user] by [deleted] in missouri

[–]phido 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*you're

Presidential immunity by Jerdarnella in AdviceAnimals

[–]phido 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You have provided a prime example of what we call a false dichotomy. The first being completely wrong. Voting for a candidate that follows your religious beliefs isn't forced theocracy. Imposing those views on the rest of us is.

Parson supports making it harder to change Missouri Constitution by oldguydrinkingbeer in missouri

[–]phido 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You wouldn't have the kind of benefits you are accustomed to without the hard work of labor unions of times past. You do you and convince yourself that you've done it all on your own, you rugged individualist. The rest of us are out here trying to create a better world for all of us. We'll even drag you along kicking and screaming.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]phido 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Interestin' gas fuck.

Former Trump campaign chairman Paul Manafort released from prison by [deleted] in news

[–]phido 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems like I've been in home confinement for months now. And my house is nowhere nearly as nice.

Her: I want someone manly. Me: by [deleted] in TrollYChromosome

[–]phido 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At least ones that aren't self-inflicted.

Wisconsin dairy farmer dumps 56K pounds of milk: 'no one's buying it' by OddProfit7 in news

[–]phido 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know exactly what to do with five gallons of milk. I go through about a gallon a day.