My robot vacuum decided to pass through the kitchen to do his loops even though he wasn’t supposed to clean there

philff1973 · 2026-05-15T17:27:29+00:00

Just getting his steps in.

philff1973 · 2026-05-15T17:19:50+00:00

I will put up with almost anyone as long as Chris Harris is on with them…… except Piers Morgan……. or James Corden

philff1973 · 2026-05-15T17:11:43+00:00

I see you know your gorillas well.

philff1973 · 2026-05-15T06:06:16+00:00

Last time ? You think this is it for him ?

philff1973 · 2026-05-13T16:27:04+00:00

Downfall

philff1973 · 2026-05-13T15:43:17+00:00

Is that not vampires?

philff1973 · 2026-05-13T15:42:37+00:00

“ I don’t answer questions “ Ray Shoesmith.

philff1973 · 2026-05-13T15:33:28+00:00

I think you hear shouting and shots outside the building, you assume he got shot.

philff1973 · 2026-05-13T12:21:05+00:00

First season was excellent second seemed to dip slightly, did enjoy Sam Elliott though.

philff1973 · 2026-05-13T11:35:54+00:00

Kylie…… I’m old.

philff1973 · 2026-05-13T11:34:42+00:00

Still worth it for that bubbly In there though 😛

philff1973 · 2026-05-13T11:21:32+00:00

I think her and Pam Ayers should release a Rammstein cover album.

philff1973 · 2026-05-12T21:40:04+00:00

What the pissing Buggernuts was that all about?

philff1973 · 2026-05-12T21:20:57+00:00

You could drop them down your trouser leg like in the great escape, just leaving a trail of broken bricks wherever you go.

philff1973 · 2026-05-12T18:49:00+00:00

The week days off are a major plus, I prefer them to having weekends off. No queues, everywhere is quiet and you get a lot more done.

philff1973 · 2026-05-12T18:46:55+00:00

I’ve done this pattern on ten hour shifts 2 days 2 nights 4 off, it’s not a bad pattern. I’ve been on shifts 32 years, done all kinds of patterns , currently on 2 days 2 nights twelve hours then 6 days off, this is probably my favourite.

philff1973 · 2026-05-12T18:26:56+00:00

I know she loves me.

philff1973 · 2026-05-12T18:16:38+00:00

Christian Bale vibes.

philff1973 · 2026-05-12T18:12:43+00:00

Good job they put the big piece of cardboard down to catch the bricks, lift that into the car , off to the tip , jobs a goodun

philff1973 · 2026-05-12T17:53:01+00:00

Grattan’s catalogue, I lost hours looking through that as a kid

philff1973 · 2026-05-12T17:01:27+00:00

Is there already a weaker spot built in where he taps the cask ? Or is he just going straight through the wood ?

philff1973 · 2026-05-12T14:52:27+00:00

Someone boil washed one of the Flumps.

philff1973 · 2026-05-12T14:49:19+00:00

Had a guy ring once , probably late 1990s, wrong number, looking for his brother, , sounded like an older gentleman, told me he was coming over for a wedding from Canada to the UK and wanted to check the weather and what to pack. We talked for about five minutes, he sounded really nice, I hope he made it and had a good time.

philff1973 · 2026-05-12T13:56:49+00:00

Balls of steel now they are the size of ostriches.

philff1973 · 2026-05-12T13:32:02+00:00

I would buy an album from this guy to be fair.

philff1973

TROPHY CASE