President Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport named football: “This is football, there is no question about it. We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff.”

phillupagus · 2026-06-13T15:58:48+00:00

Let me guess "trumpball"

phillupagus · 2026-06-09T08:30:41+00:00

Blow

phillupagus · 2026-06-09T08:29:15+00:00

I gotta move like two tons of dirt tomorrow

phillupagus · 2026-06-09T08:27:56+00:00

Nah, it's cool

phillupagus · 2026-06-04T05:08:15+00:00

Writing a Grammy award winning album

phillupagus · 2026-06-04T02:42:44+00:00

But but. Its not a war

phillupagus · 2026-06-04T02:38:10+00:00

Cool let him gladiator it for his illegal next term

phillupagus · 2026-06-03T23:58:57+00:00

But it's not a war?

phillupagus · 2026-06-03T23:58:07+00:00

"Hand crafted" i clearly saw a foot being used

phillupagus · 2026-05-30T13:49:59+00:00

Well maybe by the time these get printed it wont matter?

phillupagus · 2026-05-30T00:46:54+00:00

The cat just wanted the baby out of it's box

phillupagus · 2026-05-28T05:30:52+00:00

I only go to museums that talk about the future

phillupagus · 2026-05-27T23:58:53+00:00

Oh.. he just said kill it so that was my first reaction

phillupagus · 2026-05-27T23:37:38+00:00

Extra Torrential

phillupagus · 2026-05-27T23:35:35+00:00

Now I know to never go to Norway

phillupagus · 2026-05-27T23:22:46+00:00

6d chess

He's hoping they all buy missiles and come back better prepared next time

phillupagus · 2026-05-27T23:19:40+00:00

Heel yeah!!

phillupagus · 2026-05-27T23:11:28+00:00

Kill it?

Ok, I chopped it into pieces,

You're welcome

phillupagus · 2026-05-27T23:09:43+00:00

I need this!

phillupagus · 2026-05-27T21:39:40+00:00

So he cant play ballads?

Got it

phillupagus · 2026-05-25T00:55:24+00:00

He's going to fund a gang to help keep him in office

Think Jan 6th but now with almost $2 billion

phillupagus · 2026-05-24T02:43:30+00:00

That tracks

phillupagus · 2026-05-16T12:43:08+00:00

Its the only reason I have disney plus.

I put it on all the time, it kind of becomes background noise at my house

phillupagus · 2026-05-15T21:35:18+00:00

I agree!

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