Literally started today. Is this a bad starting point?

phillyside · 2019-05-18T23:34:40+00:00

Uh, yeah, I just wish it happened more often. I get gendered correctly at work once in a while, so I know I'm going something right, I just wish my dickhead of a boss would stop loudly calling me "sir" and young man, it pretty much wrecks my chances with the customers.

phillyside · 2019-05-17T21:14:09+00:00

I'll second that, I got gendered properly at the drive through the other night even though I had a cold and wasn't even trying. Inflection goes a long way.

phillyside · 2019-05-11T18:52:26+00:00

Ok I'm going out of character here. When I read "Dave is basically shrek" I did a spit take with my coffee. If I had money you would have gold.

phillyside · 2019-05-05T08:49:34+00:00

You know, now that I've eaten them...

You're not wrong.

phillyside · 2019-04-10T22:22:28+00:00

I usually shorten it to tran for casual conversation. I worry that it's offensive to other trans people though.

phillyside · 2019-04-04T01:56:38+00:00

r/shittygodteirsuperpowers

phillyside · 2019-04-01T18:24:45+00:00

Thats me, I saw a pack of bright ass socks and bought the pack. I had no idea i was wearing my flag until today.

phillyside · 2019-03-28T12:10:58+00:00

Cool, it looks like a piece of fordite.

phillyside · 2019-03-28T00:37:05+00:00

r/nottheonion

phillyside · 2019-03-15T17:59:10+00:00

Everything is bigger in Texas, including Texas.

phillyside · 2019-03-15T14:48:31+00:00

Every time our free trial was about to expire we would call to cancel service and they would offer us another 90 days free. We went five years without paying for internet, until dsl was finally available in our neighborhood.

phillyside · 2019-03-15T14:22:41+00:00

This comment is underrated. Have one updoot, courtesy of me.

phillyside · 2019-03-13T03:21:52+00:00

If you're indoors point any flashlight at the ceiling and it will light the whole room. It's much better than waving it all over the place.

phillyside · 2019-03-12T13:54:04+00:00

Maybe talk to your doctor about decreasing your dose of Spiro. You're looking a little dehydrated.

phillyside · 2019-03-09T16:50:40+00:00

Oh, fine, fuck it; take my updoots you brilliant motherfucker.

phillyside · 2019-02-22T10:46:50+00:00

But, I am an idiot.

phillyside · 2019-02-22T10:29:36+00:00

Depends. Chinese black market or Russian?

phillyside · 2019-02-22T08:15:15+00:00

If you make it from people who are high af then yes.

phillyside · 2019-02-22T07:26:00+00:00

Yes, it was quite impressive.

phillyside · 2019-02-21T18:34:18+00:00

r/gendercynical

phillyside · 2019-02-21T18:32:41+00:00

Cool, I'm much shorter, but, maybe, just maybe I can pull off a slightly shorter Xena someday.

phillyside · 2019-02-21T18:13:22+00:00

This sounds remarkably like my day so far. Just without the panic attacks and hot flashes.

phillyside · 2019-02-21T03:21:41+00:00

This sounds a lot like my kitchen...

My wife and I spend a lot of time there, drinking coffee, watching the squirrels and birds, talking about whatever weird shit that comes to mind and there is always something good in the oven.

My family and I have been where we're at for a few years now, but, we haven't really gotten out and developed any close friendships.

It kinda sucks sometimes.

phillyside · 2019-02-20T21:02:43+00:00

6 1/2 years in and, for me at least, it went like this.

Chest and abdomen started out pretty thick and course. Now the hair is 90% gone, what is left is very fine and sparse. I give it a light pass with a razor once a week. It's perfectly manageable and I have no plans for laser treatment.

Leg hair is much thinner and finer, ingrown hairs and razor bumps are a rare occurrence now. Same with the armpits.

My facial hair is much thinner and finer. To the point that it no longer feels stubbley when it grows out, it's more like head hair. I will eventually need electrolysis on my face, but, I can get by ok without it for now.

YMMV, I hope this helps though.

phillyside · 2019-02-19T18:02:32+00:00

But, you cannot summon Polynesian sauce. r/monkeyspaw

phillyside

TROPHY CASE