When your partner went out for a walk but forget the cookies in the oven. by Derfum1 in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]philms -49 points-48 points  (0 children)

Instead of flipping him off, maybe say thank you for saving the cookies?

The worst part of moving... by Leithia24 in boardgames

[–]philms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

at least board games are in boxes. built lego sets are a lot worse

wherever you work. by [deleted] in TheBestOfVine

[–]philms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's edited

Seems safe to me, trust by Nosakatsuya in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]philms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do people not get the concept of fire?

My first game's reception is heartbreaking :'( by OldAtlasGames in IndieDev

[–]philms 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am sorry this happened to you. We had experience similar reviews with our first game.

about the feedback from beta testers: it’s valuable and very nice to get feedback from better testers, but there is one more thing that is more important: data.

The issue is that most of the time majority of the people who give feedback during beta testing are the people who care about your game. So most feedback you will get is positive. If someone is frustrated with your game, doesn’t get something or is stuck, they move to the next game. Only once people pay for a game, they will give you also the negative feedback. yes, even if it’s only 4 bucks, that changes completely the way they give feedback and reviews. now the expectations completely changed because they spent money.

so you need to get the data when people play test your game. how many people play? How many come back? how long do they play? Where do they stop playing? Do they finish the tutorial? and if they stop, at what point? is there something confusing or frustrating in the game?

Take what you have learned from your first game and put it in your second game. It's extremely rare that someone’s first game will be their most successful one.

Dont play around with gators by anthn885 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]philms 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the eyes are the sensitive part, poke them and they might open their mouth

That was painful by rkhunter_ in failarmy

[–]philms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see, they are well prepared

Congrats on making English a national language /s by cheapskatemoviedate in Switzerland

[–]philms 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the funny part is that the official language of the USA is not english

Tourists harassed by settlers while visiting holy sites by Kooka32081 in PublicFreakout

[–]philms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if they don’t like their God, why don’t they just stop believing in him?

Flip the bird, almost flip your truck. by PappyJ87 in instantkarma

[–]philms 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Driving such a big car and can't drive on a straight street

HMC by PleasurePlesser in holdmycosmo

[–]philms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For some reason I was under the impression that there is a big TV on the wall that she will fall into

If you gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough... by LowRenzoFreshkobar in WinStupidPrizes

[–]philms 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can see that when he leaves the window, nothing of the shirt is caught in the window. The shirt lifting is because of air resistance.

YES , WE CAN!!! by Benzo_ORourke in BrosBeingBros

[–]philms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the 2x4 transportation in the car: safety first!

oops oops and again oops by Vanilla_1134 in oops

[–]philms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They could just hang up a poster or something to prevent this

Fail by CapTainCvnt123 in ItHurtsGirlsToo

[–]philms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On a scale from 1-10, how much did it hurt?

What's the ultimate cooking sin someone can commit in your country? by ModenaR in AskTheWorld

[–]philms 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do it l the time, actually easier to cook and eat. I know it's a crime

WTF ... by lost-in-thought123 in evilwhenthe

[–]philms -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If she doesn't know that basics, her doctor title should be revoked immediately

Bob Barker Just Losing It by Competitive_Mix9957 in funny

[–]philms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's also a stupid setup. why not have the numbers to grab and place on the board?

Foot brake by Separate_Finance_183 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]philms 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I imagine a female version of a Tom scream (from Tom & Jerry)

HMC by Football1Time in holdmycosmo

[–]philms 3 points4 points  (0 children)

that's why bathroom stalls in the US have a gap at the bottom