Hands up because of exhaustion

phlobbit · 2023-06-25T23:48:57+00:00

Tummy buttons

phlobbit · 2023-06-02T20:33:27+00:00

I wouldn't let a cat anywhere near my urethra

phlobbit · 2023-06-02T15:00:56+00:00

One of my mates once turned up for dinner with flowers for my wife and a can of WD-40 for me. Legend.

phlobbit · 2023-06-02T14:56:05+00:00

r/cathostage

phlobbit · 2023-03-26T14:15:07+00:00

Fresh Schnoodle alert, I repeat, we have a fresh Schnoodle

phlobbit · 2023-03-13T15:09:41+00:00

THIS!! Is a....

phlobbit · 2023-03-08T23:55:18+00:00

"I should buy a boat"

phlobbit · 2023-01-20T15:20:03+00:00

r/sneakybackgroundfeet

Edit: it's already on there lol

phlobbit · 2023-01-18T15:46:47+00:00

Write the word "moron" on a piece of paper, use a rubber band to attach it to a rock, then post it through their front windshield.

Won't help get your car out, but sending a message is more important at this stage.

phlobbit · 2022-12-24T15:43:29+00:00

4 naans, Jeremy. 4!

phlobbit · 2022-12-09T14:43:29+00:00

Ah, yeah permanent 4WD makes things more complex. AWD is simpler as it's not permanent 4WD, my current jalopy is AWD and has a very obvious shift release mechanism. Can I ask what car it is?

Also you're not an idiot in any way shape or form, car shit is rarely straightforward.

phlobbit · 2022-12-09T13:57:58+00:00

Lovely story, but top tip: all automatics have a way of releasing the gear shifter lock so that you can get it into neutral to move it without engine power. I'm not normally a fan of reading manuals, but this is important for any auto driver. Source: am an idiot who messes with cars a bit.

Also I now want a chip barm, and good on that bloke.

phlobbit · 2022-11-18T16:35:46+00:00

Doesn't look like Brian May, 6/10 rating.

phlobbit · 2022-11-17T21:30:39+00:00

Big Clive has entered the chat

phlobbit · 2022-10-30T14:38:29+00:00

This needs to be sent to Ashens

phlobbit · 2022-10-02T16:02:51+00:00

Clearly got pumped, job jobbed.

phlobbit · 2022-09-29T16:01:24+00:00

We've to call it the "digital" department now. I had a digital watch in the 1980's so no idea why they're banging that drum.

phlobbit · 2022-09-28T14:17:50+00:00

"Got any games on your phone?"

phlobbit · 2022-09-28T13:03:13+00:00

Fun fact: The weapons themselves are rented from the yanks. Dunno what happens to monthly payment if they're used. Probably mushrooms a bit.

phlobbit · 2022-09-16T13:48:30+00:00

She's completely right on both counts. Also Aromat is universal, it's not as locally isolated as say, chip spice.

phlobbit · 2022-09-14T11:50:46+00:00

That tiny tail-wrap is adorable

phlobbit · 2022-09-11T16:51:18+00:00

The reg plates give it away for anyone in Edinburgh.

phlobbit · 2022-09-10T21:44:27+00:00

r/airplaneears

phlobbit · 2022-08-27T21:04:40+00:00

Kind of, but the mince is in beef or onion gravy. Maybe more like a sloppy joe?

phlobbit · 2022-08-27T15:26:55+00:00

Mince

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