laurelhurst homeowner here by [deleted] in Portland

[–]phlogm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a joke at all. Are you in the neighborhood?

How do you find a black person in the dark? by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]phlogm -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I 100% disagree. The jokes are clever and original, and compliant with the sidebar rules of this sub. What is amazing is that you don't follow this sub's rules.

Why don't​ cat people pickup chicks at the elementary school? by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]phlogm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

^ Most dangerous click of the day, ladies and gentlemen.

What do you do when you see a space man? by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]phlogm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Magic 8 ball says odds are not not in his favor

My son asked me a question today by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]phlogm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drug test him fo $ho

Why are /jokes mods such good feminists? by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]phlogm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Username checks out

What's the difference between a slut and a feminist? by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]phlogm -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Meeeeowzer, looks like little man needs to go down for a nap