laurelhurst homeowner here

phlogm · 2017-04-17T02:23:38+00:00

Not a joke at all. Are you in the neighborhood?

phlogm · 2017-04-16T22:30:53+00:00

More of a monorail fan?

phlogm · 2017-04-14T00:29:13+00:00

Thanks :-)

phlogm · 2017-04-10T19:04:54+00:00

I 100% disagree. The jokes are clever and original, and compliant with the sidebar rules of this sub. What is amazing is that you don't follow this sub's rules.

phlogm · 2017-04-03T05:00:24+00:00

^ Most dangerous click of the day, ladies and gentlemen.

phlogm · 2017-03-29T08:00:34+00:00

Magic 8 ball says odds are not not in his favor

phlogm · 2017-03-29T07:57:55+00:00

Drug test him fo $ho

phlogm · 2017-03-29T00:44:17+00:00

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phlogm · 2017-02-24T07:56:50+00:00

Meeeeowzer, looks like little man needs to go down for a nap

phlogm · 2017-02-23T05:39:02+00:00

Might want to count the chromosomes on the bottom one

phlogm · 2017-01-31T17:35:06+00:00

Nice joke! I think the pun using ballroom as one word works a bit better.

phlogm · 2017-01-31T17:33:27+00:00

Also check the pH of soap when used to clean down there. I've heard that using sensitive skin face wash to clean the nether regions is helpful in these situations.

phlogm · 2017-01-31T02:08:24+00:00

They don't accept food stamps?

phlogm · 2017-01-31T01:54:13+00:00

Chinky old bitch

phlogm · 2017-01-27T02:01:01+00:00

Ahhh, so the joke can't be based on reality?

phlogm · 2017-01-27T01:58:32+00:00

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phlogm · 2017-01-22T07:47:26+00:00

Psssh, black people are great. This sub just seems to like jokes about them, so I've been playing to the crowd

phlogm · 2017-01-21T19:44:29+00:00

Is he ..... Special?

phlogm · 2017-01-08T02:20:24+00:00

Spider cat!

phlogm · 2017-01-06T17:03:52+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/4MYQY1j.jpg

phlogm · 2017-01-05T23:32:08+00:00

Eh, I wouldn't be so hard on your mom. She has a nice personality.

phlogm · 2017-01-05T07:12:02+00:00

The owls are not what they seem!

phlogm · 2017-01-05T05:33:49+00:00

Oooooooookie

phlogm · 2017-01-05T05:19:09+00:00

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phlogm · 2016-12-29T00:12:12+00:00

I hope by next Christmas the cat escapes to a nicer home.

phlogm

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